JEFF

Bumper sticker- "Visualize whirled peas." - Jeff

Christmas is coming so check out this recipe!!! Ingredients: 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 Large eggs lots of nuts 1 bottle of Vodka 2 cups of dried fruit Method: Sample the Vodka to check the quality. Take a large fluffy bowl, check the Vodka again. To be sure it's the highest quality,pour one level cup- drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in the large fluffy bowl. Add 1 tsp of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Vodka is shtill OK. Try another cup....just in case. Turn off the mixerer. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl,Chuck in two cups of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. Pick the fruit off the floor. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a sdrewscriver. Sample the Vodka to check for tonsisticity. Next,sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a $^!#. Check the Vodka. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar,or somfink. whatever you can find. Greash the oven and wizz in the fridge (or sink). Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Do not forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window,finish the Vodka, kick the cat & fall into bed. CHERRY MISTMAS !! - Jeff

Hey 2many - You provoked a giggle from my wife with this one!! ( thats sometimes hard to do! )

Hey 2many- I've seen HELL alot more frozen over than that!! - Jeff

Can i buy one? - jeff

Hey 2many -- I live in Hamburg Mi. ( about 5 miles from HELL Mi. ) Did you get that picture from Hell Mi. Sure looks like last winter. - Jeff

jzorzy- At the local Hardware store I bought some rubber of the same size -- drilled it out to fit -- then cut the access slot down the middle. It worked very nice. The curved piece formed it's self when installed. It worked best to cut the access slot with a rasorblade (I tried with a hacksaw 1st, kinda tore it up on the edges-- looked bad) the rasorblade makes the cut smooth. - Jeff

My wife is a "B".....add a little padding and a pushup type.. solid "C". I wish she were naturaly a "D"!!

I think it's exactly clear what you want but i'm sorry i don't know where to get some. If you do find out ---- post where you found them ---- please?!

Hey - Ken, After 32 years that sending unit is a "leavaright" sorry i think that one's funny

Alfadog -- Bill may be spending WAY to much time at the track!!

After you heat it up spray it with the WD-40. The heat pulls the WD-40 into the threads. -Jeff

Your Babies! Look great! - i'm finishing my '72 240 's exterior simular to your 240 - in blue. It has a mostly stock engine(.030 oversize w/ TRW forged pistons, 2-3/4" exit on the header. I hope to have it on the road in the spring! -- again your cars look great! - Jeff

I found an ad one time that said " 1966 convertable Corvette -- needs some work - $2,100 obo. " I called right away! The old lady said it ran good when her husband died 5 years ago, but it probably needs work now. I got directions and headed out. She took me out to the back barn to show me the car. I lifted the canvas cover to find a 1966 Corvair !! Maybe that lady thinks she has a Corvette.

Why are they called "buildings" if they're already built?

Zvoiture To see a 750 hp. GO-CART come out of turn 4 with both front wheels off the ground ( one a little higher than the other from frame twist ) is way to cool. THEN they reach 115 mph. in less than 50 yards !!! Good thing that thier arms are straped in because when they DO rollover it's pretty bad. They say that there are two types of sprint car racers--- those that have rolled it over -- and those that are going to roll over! Keep the shine on the top side and the nose between the ditches. - jeff

Hey ED-- You might like 'left turns' if you see 1/8 mile (not 1/4) DIRT TRACK Sprint car races! Those hillbillys can wake up the croud !! - jeff

SEX?? YES PLEASE.

GREAT DESKTOP BACKGROUND!!! -Jeff

On a left hand drive z (american z ) --- always bleed in this order --- right rear -- left rear -- right front -- left front. This removes the air starting the farthest from the brake master cylinder. There is another reason for this order to but i can't remember what it is. Anyone??? - Jeff

2many may have hit it on the head - check BOTH pos. & neg. conections at the coil. I had a loose ground there that caused the same problem. Try one thing at a time.. check by driving it after each check so you will know what it was that fixed it. good luck-- P.S. should the tach. ever be below 6000 r.p.m. ?? HAHA:D

XYZ --- The old race car driver is 'BOB BONDURANT'. Runs 'BONDURANT DRIVING SCHOOL' Now. He retired from racing after a crash into a wall at 150 mph that put him in a wheelchair for awhile. When he was walking again he started the driving school. He tried to get porche to sponsor his school with thier 911's. they wanted to much $$$. He later said that he was very happy w/ the Z cars.

Rasorblade slice the rubber from the inside. Cut it at the glass and at the frame. It should be sitting free when you are done cutting. Lift the glass out using suction cups ( 2 req'd w/ 2 people ) It worked well for me on mine.