After graduating from university top of his class, Professor Bill went into genetic research. He was successful in cloning himself. He was asked to speak at a national convention of cloning scientists.

The meeting room was located on the 45th floor of a skyscraper.

Professor Bill arrived with his clone and proceeded to the podium.

The clone sat at the end of the head table. Professor Bill began the speech intending a tribute to the advances in the field of modern biology.

"My fellow scientists" he began. But before he could utter another word, the clone sprang to his feet and shouted out,"He's an asshole".

The crowd began to murmur as Professor Bill commanded the clone, "Sit down and shut up". Apologising for the interuption, he began again, "My fellow scientists ...."

Again the clone sprang to his feet and yelled, "This dumb arse couldn't produce a copy on a xerox. He's a fraudulent S.O.B.".

Incensed, Professor Bill rushed to the clone, grabbed him and threw him out of the window.

A short while later the police arrived and were told of the events that had transpired.

The police chief thought about it for a while, and finally said to Professor Bill, "We are going to have to arrest you".

Professor Bill replied, "What for?. I have committed no crime. What fell from the window was a clone, not a person", The attending scientists nodded in agreement.

"Well", retorted the police chief, "we cannot let this heinous act go unchallenged. We are holding you for making an obscene clone fall".

Rick.

TA-DUM DUM....CLASHH!!!

(Base Drum beat with Cymbal finish.)

Rick, Now we know you're back....GROAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M.

Wtf????

Hi Rick,

You have nice jokes!where did you get all of those?