Scenario:

You are driving in a car at a constant speed.

On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine

travelling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and

you cannot overtake it.

Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.

Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the same

speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Answer:

Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round"..............you're drunk.

You really need to stop smoking mate.

Bill,

His smoking is not the problem, ........... WHAT he is smoking is the problem !!!

Rick.

:devious: :devious:

You gotta love texas drunks! :stupid:

Rofl

Good one

Good one pup. Have another on me.