Two Z owners, Rick and Bill, decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.

Rick goes in first, and the professor advises him to take math, history and logic.

"What's logic?" asked Rick.

The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed-whacker?"

"I sure do," answered the Z owner.

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.

"That's real good," the Z owner responded in awe.

The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also have a house."

Impressed, the Z owner shouted, "AMAZING!"

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"Betty Mae! This is incredible!"

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.

"You're absolutely right! Why, that's the most fascinating thing I ever heard of! I can't wait to take this here logic class."

Rick, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where Bill was waiting.

"So, what classes are you taking?" he asks.

"Math, history and logic," replies Rick.

Bill asks, "What is this logic?"

"Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed-eater?"

"No."

"You're a queer, ain't ya?" :bandit:

OOOhhh,

I hope the Arkansas Kid reads this one.

Good one Bob,

Rick.

:devious: :devious:

That was good for a morning laugh!!

Thems fighten words mate...

Yeah arkansas kid did u read that? ROFL