Sorry Bill, but this one was OBVIOUSLY written for you mate.

Hope you have a gay old time while enjoying this one.

"How was your first day in third grade, Bill", asked his father.

"Good" said Bill, "The teacher asked each of us to count to 100. Some kids couldn't get past 30, but I made it all the way to 100 without a single mistake".

"That's good son. That's because you're from Arkansas."

After the next day of school, Bill's father asked again.

"I did good today too, Dad. In language class, we had to say the alphabet. Some kids couldn't get past P, but I made it all the way to Z without a single mistake.!".

"I'm proud of you Bill. That's because you're from Arkansas".

After the third day of school, Bill came home looking troubled.

"What's the matter son ?", asked Dad.

"Oh, ... I dunno. Today we had physical education, and afterwards, in the shower, I noticed that, ... well, .... the other boys in my class, ... uh, ... well Dad, .... they all have little tiny ones. Mine must be ten times bigger than theirs!. Is that because I'm from Arkansas ??".

"No son", explained Dad, "That's because you're 18".

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ROFL Very good Rick! :tapemouth

Its on like donkey cong beatch!

Just didn't want you to feel neglected Bill.

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Geee what a pal...

18 hell I thought you were 19 ! Gazza