ROFL

Bill came home late one night and his wife, Linda, said, "Where in the hell have you been?".

Bill replied, "I was out getting a tattoo".

"A tattoo?" she screamed, "What kind of tattoo did you get?".

"I got a hundred dollar bill tattood on my penis" he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said in shock and horror. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattood on his penis?".

"Well, first off, I like to watch my money grow. Secondly, once in a while I like to play with my money. Thirdly, I like how money feels in my hand, and, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want to".

Bill is recovering nicely in hospital.

Rick.

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Ha, ha, that's rather funny!

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Ok, I had to get back up from the floor and into the chair...

Rick my boy, This means war!

Billy: Just cause you think the "shoe" fits, doesn't mean it's yours to wear.

I can see where the confusion comes in, a dollar bill IS flat and skinny, but I'm not trying to get a "rise" out of you.....

Besides, aren't you more in the "roll of dimes" category?

Just messing with you Bill.

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Nickles, dimes or 1s. The ladys just cant stay out of my money

Nickles, dimes or 1s. The ladys just cant stay out of my money

RRRRRIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTT:rolleyes:

Rick you crazy old aussie

Bill,

Nickles are nickles, dimes are dimes and a dollar bill is just a dollar, Bill.

Jared,

You are 100 percent correct there mate.

Rick.

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Bill,

Nickles are nickles, dimes are dimes and a dollar bill is just a dollar, Bill.

Jared,

You are 100 percent correct there mate.

Rick.

:devious: :devious:

Fun sucker