Fun_in_my_z

Man this place is going to the geezers!

No Hate mail from me. Ought to be a law agaisnt building ugly cars.

*you happen to see me on the road and decide to flip me off, well do yourself a favor and do it from behind me * Why it wont catch a z

Well Im offendid I just turned 17 in nov.

mine come on when i hit bumps.

Man im i glad Arkansas dont inspect anymore . Congrats glad to hear that your car past.

Scott is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At a place of honor his mother-in-law makes a careless remark, which the native people take as an insult to the royal family. Scott is dragged off to court with his wife and mother-in-law and are sentenced to corporal punishment. Each of them are to receive 50 lashes on the rear end with a cane. But because the royal family doesn't want to appear hostile to foreigners, they grant the guests in their country a wish beforehand, as long as it is able to be fulfilled. Mrs. Scott is first. "What do you wish for yourself?" "I would like a pillow bound on my rear end before the lashings." "Okay, that shall be granted to you." Mrs. Scott has the pillow bound to her rear end and receives her punishment. But because the pillow is too small and the executioner also hits her back a couple of times, she receives a few blows. Next it is Scott's mother-in-law's turn. "What do you wish for yourself?" "I would like a pillow bound on my rear end and a pillow bound on my back before the lashings." "Okay, that shall be granted to you." The mother-in-law receives her fifty lashes, but hardly feels the pain through the pillows. Then comes Scott himself. "What do you wish for yourself?" "I have two wishes. Do you want to fulfill them for me?" "Because you are a guest in our country, we want to fulfill your wishes for you, as long as they are reasonable." "I would like 100 lashes instead of 50." The executioner is surprised, but recovers again right away and replies, "Yes, that is a pious wish, it shall be granted to you. And what is your second wish?" "I would like to have my mother-in-law bound to my back."

The trucks up to $18,099.00 , Somebody wanna buy it for me?

Ok guys take 2

Carl im 17 years old, I dont take anything seriously. . How could they guy not notice?

What the hell dose it matter what state their from? America is full of stupid peaple!

Now hey not all rendnecks are stupid just them guys...Damn that wouldnt been funny if it flipped

Cuz its a Nissan!

The Ferrari 550 was at wrecked Exotics

I would love to have that.

Yeah or somekind of adapter. This sounds like it would be totally awsome!

Could it be a newer or older 510?

Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in 'the act'. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsie ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?" Daddy, relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees. Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping. Johnny cries out "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!"

Well my normal everyday driver (93 saturn) But shes getting close to 300,000 miles and is giving its fits. So when its dry outside ill jump in the z and go. Mostly cu the wipers and brakes dont work so well. So im a alternate