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Well now, Gavin, As I'm sure you know, as I live on the Tropic of Capricorn, I have little need of preheated air for cold morning starts mate although it does get down to around three degrees C during winter. (Once or twice). I think I'd prefer one without the flapper if at all possible. Gavin/Will, I'm waiting to hear from Warren at All Z Parts who said he might be able to chase one up for me. I'll get back to you both when I hear from him. Your help IS appreciated mates. Rick.

Here's tonight's installment. The male preying mantis cannot copulate while it's head is attached to it's body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey!, I'm ho--oo.................). The flea can jump 350 times it's body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes ............. I definately want to be reborn as a pig). (Male or female ?? ......for a 30 minute orgasm, WHO CARES ???????????????). The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (Now, who'd have thought that the bottom of a muddy creek could be that tasty). Just imagine, ... 30 minutes. My heart wouldn't stand it but WHAT a WAY to GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Rick. :devious: :devious: :devious:

Hey Lachlan, What do you reckon mate ???????. Is there a chance that Will might be an ex pat oz type ???????????????????. He sure speaks the lingo like one. Sorry Will, but I don't have a photo of an air cleaner. Maybe someone else can help out with one. Rick.

THIRTY MINUTES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lucky pig .............. can you imagine ....................... ? Rick. :devious: :devious:

Now, I can't vouch for the truthfulness of the following but they sure sound good. Did you know; ................ If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it). If you farted consistantly for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it). The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet. A pigs orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (I want to reincarnate as a pig). A cockroach will live 9 days without it's head before it starves to death. (I'm still not over the pig). More to follow. Rick. :devious: :devious:

I trusts ya Gav, I trusts ya. Rick.

Thought I'd bring this back to the top of the list. I really NEEEEED a 240 air cleaner. PLEASE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rick.

I can understand why the old bloke chose the soup Gary. I can remember what soup tastes like. :classic: :classic: Rick. :devious: :devious:

Well, now, Gav, You only get what you pay for mate. I don't mind paying a little extra for an item in good condition. Appreciate your help mate, Rick.

G'Day Gavin, No mate, I haven't tried them yet. I'd prefer to deal with a fellow member if possible. I'd like to think that a fellow member would be more honest in a transaction. No Carl, not yet mate. Fortunately, I have the patience of a saint and I'm NEVER in a hurry to do something. One of the advantages of retirement. Rick.

Hey Carl, I reckon that's a great Idea mate. Had some trouble getting rid of a heap of pop ups that came with it though. I've got a pop up killer installed but they some how got through. Anyone else have the problem ?????????????????? Rick.

Yair, Stokesy, That great metal thing on the front of the Holden ute is a bloody good example of a Bull Bar. However, the ute is NOT a good example of a You Beaut Ute. It's only got one pair of spotties on the front. Imagine a bar across the roof full of spotties and fog lamps and your getting closer to a You Beaut Ute. Rick. :devious: :devious:

Will, Are you fair dinkum ??????????????? You don't know what a bullbar is ????????????????? And, -------ummmm, When You say you've been harvesting "Bush Oysters", are your "Bush Oysters" the same as our "Bush Oysters" ??????? If so, have you tried them wrapped in bacon and fried ?????????????. Rick. :devious: :devious:

Hey, Stokesy, I understand that there's not that much difference down here. Anyway, What's a nice Georgian lad doing in a place like this ?????????????? Rick.

Awwww, --- come on now Carl. You don't REALLY think I'd let Barb loose on this site do you ???????????????????? Yair, Billy boy, you got a good point there. Rick.

Gee, Gee, Do you think I'd get it cheaper than going to C.C's ????????????????? How much has he got on it ????????????? Rick.

Can anyone help me out ???????? I need a 240Z air cleaner. Now, -------- one at a time you blokes, ---I don't want to be knocked down in the rush. Rick.

Hey, thanks Gee, I'll drop into Crazy Clarke's when I go into Rocky on Thursday. Rick.

Yair Jeff, Dr. Who, what, where, when and why; Star Wars; Star Trek; Star Gate, Battle Star Gallactica; Etc, etc, etc, ad infinitum. Rick. :classic: :classic:

After dinner tonight, we were sitting out on the front verandah enjoying a coffee when Barb said, "Look Rick ------is that a U.F.O.?" Being a Si-Fi buff I got all excited and searched the sky without seeing anything and asked, "Where, where, where?" Stretching out her arm and pointing her finger she answered,"There-------Ooohhh no!" She realised that the U.F.O. was closer to her face than her outstretched, pointed finger. Her U.F.O. was, in fact, a BLOODY FIRE FLY !!!!!!!!!! TRUE STORY. :stupid: :stupid: Rick. :nervous:

Your welcome to any photos of "Precious" in my gallery mate. Rick.

No Gav, I reckon the best part was when the salesman was pulled up by the cops and breath tested. He wasn't exactly dressed in a MANLY fashion was he ????????????????????? :stupid: :sick: Rick. :devious: :devious:

Come on now Lachlan, That movie should have been in the S.F. category. How long do you reckon it would take for two blokes to pull and install not one but TWO Jag motors ?????????????????????????????? :cheeky: :cheeky: Rick. :devious: :devious:

RELIC ??? HISTORIC ????? How about JURRASSIC ????????????????????????? Rick.

Come on now Billie Boy, where's your sense of adventure. If I was your age and lived in the Land of the Bald Eagle I'd be reaching for the phone and I wouldn't be calling about the car, believe me. Rick :devious: :devious: