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This one is for you St.Stephen....

Ten reasons why Zeds (or Zees) are better then women....

1. Your Z will never say no.

2. Your Z will not get jealous if you look at other Z's

3. It is o.k. for other guys to ogle your Z.

4. There is no problem in lusting after another mans Z.

5. The older your Z gets, the better it looks.

6. No man will call you a p**** for spoiling your Z.

7. It is o.k. for another guy to service your Z.

8. Z's love to be driven hard.

9. You can not touch your Z for a month and it will remain faithful.

Most importantly....

10. A Z is sexy, period.

Originally posted by Rusty1

This one is for you St.Stephen....

Ten reasons why Zeds (or Zees) are better then women....

1. Your Z will never say no.

2. Your Z will not get jealous if you look at other Z's

3. It is o.k. for other guys to ogle your Z.

4. There is no problem in lusting after another mans Z.

5. The older your Z gets, the better it looks.

6. No man will call you a p**** for spoiling your Z.

7. It is o.k. for another guy to service your Z.

8. Z's love to be driven hard.

9. You can not touch your Z for a month and it will remain faithful.

Most importantly....

10. A Z is sexy, period.

Lets analyze this....If you break a U-Joint that is like your Z saying no.

And it is definately no ok for another man to service my Z.

And if you dont drive it for a month it takes a "TON" of foreplay to get her started.

On the other hand if you were married to a swinger chic all of your statements would apply to your marriage as well.

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If your Z is busted you can fix it, and how many Z's can't be driven for one week in every month......

Right now I am really digging the post ROFL

I have been in the garage for quite some time now consistantly. This baby is going to be done alot sooner than I expected.

my next worry is can I swing the bills at the crib on my own or will I need another roomate

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