For all the office workers

Guess you should remember not to give the secretaries in the office too much grief....

The Mafia Godfather bursts into the office of his former accountant, who is

a deaf mute.The Godfather starts yelling at the accountant, "Where the hell

is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?"

The accountant does not answer. The accountant's secretary rushes

in and reminds the Don that her boss is a deaf mute and cannot

understand him, but she can interpret for him.

The Godfather says, "Well ask him where my damn money is!"

The secretary, using sign language, asks the accountant where's the 3

million dollars. The accountant signs back, "I don't know what you're

talking about. "The secretary interprets to the Godfather, "He doesn't know

what you are talking about.

The Godfather pulls out a 9 millimeter pistol, cocks it, and puts it

to the accountant's temple, and says, "Ask him again... where's my damn

money!"

The secretary signs to the accountant, "He wants to know where it

is!"

The accountant signs back, "OK ! OK ! OK ! The money is hidden in a brown

suitcase behind the shed in my backyard!"

The Godfather says, "Well... what did he say?" The secretary interprets to

the Godfather, "He says go to hell, and that you don't have the balls to

pull the trigger."