Barbara Walters was doing a documtary on the costoms of the American Indians. After a tour of the reservation they were on, she asked why the difference in the number of feathers in the head-dresses? She went to a brave that had only one feather in his and his reply was that , "Me have only one squaw - me only have one feather". She asked another brave, feeling the 1st was only joking. This brave had 4 feathers in his head-dress. His reply was as the 1st, "Me have four feathers because me sleep with four squaws".

Still not convinced that the number of feathers indicated the number of squaws she went to the chief. Now the chief had a head-dress full of feathers, which,needless to say amused Ms. Walters. She asked the chief, "Why so many feathers in your head-dress?" The chief proudly pounded on his chest and said "Me chief, me f**k-em all, big,short,fat,tall - me f**k-em all!!"

Horrified , Ms. Walters stated" You ought to be hung for that!" To which the chief shouted " You damned right me hung...Big like Buffalo, long like snake!"

Ms. Walters cried,"You don't have to be so damned hostile!" The chief then replied, Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any style ... Me f**k-em all!"

With tears in her eyes, she cried "Oh, dear!" Then the chief said,"No deer ... a**hole to high and f**kers run too fast... no f**k-em deer".

- Jeff

ROFL

O.K. Jeff,

That makes up for the Porn Freak.

Rick.

You dirty little boy and btw u got me on the other post. THe Porn Freak one.