i was talking to a girl at a party and asked her name. she said her name was carmen. i replied " that's an unusual name, is that a family name?" she said she gave herself the name after the two things she loves the most, cars and men. she asked my name and i said " b j titsandgolf.

A little boy was walking his dog after church one sunny day.  An older lady says "my, my what a cute little boy and puppy dog!  What's your puppy dog's name little boy?"  He said "Porky".  She asked "why do you call your cute little puppy dog Porky, sonny?"

 

He says "cause he likes to screw pigs"