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I have two short stories that I just gotta tell somebody.

I have been having trouble with my coolant as alot of you know by my questions. Well I have been rerouting my coolant lines not too much but a little. I also have been working on my heater. Well yesterday I took my manifold out of my coolant loop. So now it just goes to my heater and my block with probably increased pressure. Well I am driving down the road yesterday, and my thermostat opens. Well to make a long story short my problem with my heater was not only my valve but also my heater core has a cracked pipe. Coolant was everywhere. I live out in BFE with no place to pull off. So here I am driving down the road with coolant steaming out all over the floor, making steam coming out all the vents, I couldn't see a thing. It was horrible. Definitely a memorable time in the Z.

I have not had to much luck getting the ladies with my Z. But there was one time that it did come in handy. I had just painted the Z and It was looking great. I was at work, and I had this coworker that made work alot better lets say. Well she was older then me, I at the time was only sixteen,and not having the balls to ask I was stuck with just staring the whole summer. Well one day she comes up to me and asks, "Is that a Ferrari" (obviously has no clue with cars). I say "no its not." Shes says "oh," and that was the end of the conversation. She caught me off guard so I guess I wasn't thinking. I have wondered ever since though if I had the chance to go back and say "Yes of course it is, do you want a ride," would she have said yes. I feel confident that me and the Z could have "pulled it off". Well just goes to show you that the things we regret in life are the things we never did.

Thanks for Listening

Frankenstein Z

  • 3 weeks later...

she got in the car and saw the very obvious datsun on the glove box ROFL

that asking whats this.

what would be your reply:cross-eye

This is a vintage Ferrari. Datsun is the first name of the owner of the Ferrari Motor Corporation.

"Datsun Ferrari" just like Fords are named after Henry Fords company.:classic:

If I was a dumb bimbo who thought a 16 year old could own a Ferrari, I would believe that Datsun76. :classic:

You win either way if you stop and think about.

#1 If she thinks your telling the truth you just laugh and smile and tell her your just pulling her leg.

#2. If she knows your full of it you do the same as #1.

Elvis has left the building.

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