A brunette, redhead and blonde were at a special magic amusement Park.

One of the rides was a long slide at the end of which was a magic pool.

On the way down the slide, all the rider had to do was shout out his or

her favourite drink, and hey-presto they would land in a pool full of

this drink.

So off they went.

The brunette went first. On her way down she shouted out "Vodka" at the

top of her voice, and sure enough she landed in a pool of the finest

vodka.

After filling several bottles and glasses she went home, happy but a

little un-steady.

Next the redhead - who loved a 10 year old malt, went flying down

shouting "Whisky", and of course she fell into a pool of whisky.

She had to be dragged away practically unconscious.

Now it was the blonde's turn.

She was very excited, and on her way down was enjoying the ride so much

she shouted - "Weeeeeee"...

Heard the same joke except they were jumping off a bridge into water and the last guy was about to hit a pylon and shouted $h!t:sick:

Thought I'd bring this thread back to the top in case there are more jokes to add.

....and one more for good measure.

Hmmmm, with all these blond jokes makes me wonder if I should have married a blond. Cuz this brunette thing aint getting me $^!#.