What is a Yankee?

THE SAME AS A QUICKIE, BUT A BLOKE CAN DO IT ALONE.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?.

THE POSITION OF THE DIRTBAG.

Why is divorce so expensive?.

BECAUSE IT's WORTH IT.

What do Lawyers use for birth control?.

THEIR PERSONALITIES.

Why do men want to marry virgins?.

THEY CAN'T STAND CRITICISM.

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?.

AFTER A YEAR, THE DOG IS STILL EXCITED TO SEE YOU.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?.

THE SAME URGE THAT MAKES DOGS CHASE CARS THEY HAVE NO INTENTION OF DRIVING.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are all in year 9. Who has the biggest boobs?.

THE BLONDE, BECAUSE SHE'S 18.

What's the difference between a northern USA fairytale and a southern USA fairytale?.

A NORTHERN FAIRYTALE BEGINS "ONCE UPON A TIME".

A SOUTHERN FAIRYTALE BEGINS, "Y'ALL AIN'T GONNA BELIEVE THIS SH!T".

What's the difference between an Australian zoo and an English zoo?.

AN AUSTRALIAN ZOO HAS A DESCRIPTION OF THE ANIMAL ON THE FRONT OF THE CAGE ALONG WITH A RECIPE.

Rick.

:devious::devious:

Why does a chicken coup have two doors?

Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

Reg Joe

I thought a Yankee was an early automatic screwdriver.

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