A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gunshop and buys a hand gun.

The next day she comes home early to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead.

She grabs the gun and points it at her own head.

The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

Hysterically, the blonde screams at her husband, "SHUT UP..... YOUR NEXT".

Rick.

:devious::devious:

Ah, yes.... Must be the same blond that ended up pregnant and wanted a DNA test to make sure that it was hers....

Hey why are you guys picking on Bills sister

I dont have a sister

here another one!

A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"

Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." The blonde said, "No. A bet's a bet."

So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money."

The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"