'Twas from seeing your l o o o n g tale (sic).....

Hey there Will,

How did I know you were born in Texas???????????????.

Mate, ... the big "E" hit it right on the nose.

Rick.

:devious::devious:

A married couple went to a bull auction.

The auctioneer began his spiel for the first bull.

"A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times lasrt year".

The wife nudged her husband and said, "WOW, ... more than five times a month".

The auctioneer then calls out, "Another fine specimen, this bull reproduced 120 times last year".

Again the wife nudged her husband saying, "Hey, that's some 10 times a month, what do you say about that?".

Her husband is really getting annoyed with this comparison.

The third bull is up for sale; "And this specimen reproduced 365 times last year".

The wife slapped her husband on the arm and yelled, "That's once a DAY!!!, how about YOU !!!".

The husband was REALLY pissed of now and yelled back, "BIG DEAL !!!,..... once a day huh??? I bet he didn't have to do it with the same bloody cow though".

Rick.