Rick and Bill started their new jobs as casino dealers and were waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived ....and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She hugged Rick and Bill... and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.

Rick and Bill stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, Rick asked, "What did she roll?"

Bill answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."

Moral ---

Not all Southerners are stupid.

Not all blondes are dumb.

But, all men..... are men.

And the moral of the story is......Don't let your little head do the thinking for your big head....the one thats on your shoulders!!!

That must have been a brunette wearing a wig...

Will