An elderly couple, Rick and his wife, a middle aged couple, Gazza and his wife, and young newly weds Mr. and Mrs. Bill Ramsay wanted to join a church.

The Pastor said, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks".

The couples agreed and returned at the end of two weeks.

The Pastor asked the elderly couple, "Were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?".

Rick replied, "Oh, yair, ... no worries mate".

"CONGRATULATIONS !! welcome to the church". said the Pastor.

The pastor then asks the middle aged couple, "Well, ... were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks ?".

Gazza said, "The first week wasn't too bad, but the second week I had to sleep on the couch but, ... yes,... we made it".

"CONGRATULATIONS !! welcome to the church" said the Pastor.

The Pastor then said, "Well now, young Mr. Ramsay, .... were YOU able to abstain from sex for two weeks?".

"Well Pastor, we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks", young Bill replied.

"What happened?" asked the Pastor.

"Well, ... my wife was reaching for a can of peaches on the top shelf and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took advantage of her".

"You understand of course, this means you will not be welcome in our church", said the Pastor.

"That's O.K." said young Bill, "We're not welcome at the supermarket anymore either".

Rick.

:devious: :devious:

Look out, someone stold the supermarket security tape and posted it on the web!

Bill, we knew that inch and a half would get you into trouble-but at least you won the $10K from Americas Funniest Videos!

Diaper fumes....

Will

Rick that was almost funny!