Spouse joke

[mriz]

A guy walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender calls him over and says hey buddy do you want to have the best sex of your life? The guy says sure . So he goes into the back room like the bartender says and sees a dog sitting there. Puzzeled he returns to the bar and figures it must be some kind of bad joke. But the bartender persists and he finally goes back with the dog. Twenty minutes later he returns exhausted with a big smile and insists on buying the dog. When he gets home he instructs the dog to never leave the kitchen . Every day as the wife prepares the meals the dog just watches her every move. Finally after about a week she tells her husband the dog is making her nervous and wants to know why it watches her every move in the kitchen. The husband replies it's very simple , when the dog learns how to cook you're out of here.

[1 Bravo 6]

Now, that's my kind of joke.

By the way, nice Labrador in your Avatar. Can she cook yet ????????

Rick.