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"R" Rated NZ Tourist Joke

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Carl, I am really scared now. I wasn't so worried when you were one guy in California, but now there are parts of you everywhere, blanketing the globe, you could be lurking next door, around the corner, at the post office-on the motorcycle(F or R, Hmmmm)

I do have one saving grace-no sheep within hundreds of miles-why doesn't that make me feel safer-I know it should...but.

Seriously Carl, some of your posts have had me rolling on the floor gasping for breath-Almost sounds like a Kidney stone attack!

Will

Carl, I am really scared now. I wasn't so worried when you were one guy in California, but now there are parts of you everywhere, blanketing the globe, you could be lurking next door, around the corner, at the post office-on the motorcycle(F or R, Hmmmm)

I do have one saving grace-no sheep within hundreds of miles-why doesn't that make me feel safer-I know it should...but.

Seriously Carl, some of your posts have had me rolling on the floor gasping for breath-Almost sounds like a Kidney stone attack!

Will

Carl, I am really scared now. I wasn't so worried when you were one guy in California, but now there are parts of you everywhere, blanketing the globe, you could be lurking next door, around the corner, at the post office-on the motorcycle(F or R, Hmmmm)

I do have one saving grace-no sheep within hundreds of miles-why doesn't that make me feel safer-I know it should...but.

Seriously Carl, some of your posts have had me rolling on the floor gasping for breath-Almost sounds like a Kidney stone attack!

Will

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Will;

Any particular reason for duplicate posts? (4of them?)

BTW, don't look to closely at your new neighbors. One could be me!

Carl,

The only fitting reason I can think of is:

"To make sure my point was clear."

In reality, it probably had more to do with the "submit Reply" button being completely unresponsive for an extended period of time, and my impatience!

Will

BTW: Yikes! :tapemouth

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Mike:

GREAT link! Those Jib Jab animations are pretty funny. Thanks for sharing!

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