Fun_in_my_z

Make floor pans out of em. But the holes would mess it up.

Says its forbidden.

Got any pics?

A wise man once told me that its all about the Benjamins

Carl Great Comeback!

Hey welcome to the club. You will find anyhelp you mght need here. Or have fun chatting about your car...Have Fun!

Ma thats terible. Hope he broke their bank.

Tap and die is fairly easy. Just use oil on the tap...and put grease or something inwth the new bolt to keep it from sticking.

Dang it...whitch one of you had the camara?

So why am i online i could be working on the car!

Oops didnt realize this was school.

Oops Didnt see that Carl...Ill keep trying. I owe somebody one

Heres one for Carl. http://seeitornot.com/crashes-disasters-38.htm

That was scary...Did the guy in the red car servive? It showed the guy getting out of the porsche. But not the other car...

When their that dumb who cares if they kill themselves...But the spectators. Just a bunch of dipshits.

Hey i didnt sart this thread! But that is a good idea. The Z already is the hottest ride around here! Ok thats realy sad :surprised

I didnt know tht was here...guess ill have to try harder

God i hate that hat.

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us griping about you leaving it down. 2. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again! 3. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it. 4. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 5. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her. 6. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 7. Crying is blackmail. 8. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 9. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand. 10. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? 11. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 12. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 13. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 14. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. 15. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer. 16. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 17. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 18. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 19. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we. 20. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends. 21. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 22. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 23. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you. 24. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 25. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 26. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really. 27. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks. 28. You have enough clothes. 29. You have too many shoes. 30. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what they're saying anyway.) 31. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz together. No, it doesn't matter which quiz. 32. I am in shape. ROUND is a shape. 33. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that, it's like camping.

Say what? What dress?

His idea. He said she had a nice well....mom washed his mouth out