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I think the headers are good, but the price is too high. If he didn't want to sell them, they wouldn't be on Ebay! The benefit/buck ratio is out of whack!

How to keep a Preacher 101 There is a story about a popular young Baptist preacher, who on Sunday morning announces to the congregation that he will not renew his contract, and is moving on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush. No one wants him to leave. Brother William (Bubba) Scoles, who owns several car dealer- ships, stands up and announces, "If the preacher stays, I'll provide him with a new sedan every year, and his lovely wife with a minivan, to transport their children!" The congregation amens, and applauds. Brother Billy Bob Tindall, the entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, "If the preacher stays, I'll double his salary, and establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of his children!!" More amens and applause. Sister Ella May Rouse, aged 70, stands and announces, "If the preacher stays, I'll give him sex!" There is a hush. The preacher, blushing, asks, "Sister Ella May, whatever possessed you to say that?" Sister Ella May answers, "I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, 'Screw the preacher.'

Was that reading jokes, or posting them? Yes, the Z did change her mind....

Outdamnstanding!

Looks like you guys got him covered! All "new to you" Z cars have stupid things wrong with them! Thats half the fun of making them yours, I took mine out for a spin tonight and one side of the blinkers went out(blown Bulb), and the exhaust gasket gave up! Repairing the gas smell shouldn't be too hard!

Thanks for the link, hadn't seen that one before!

There is more to it than that! Check under the battery, and the frame rail below that, check the rails in the wheel wells too. Check the tires, if they aren't worn evenly across the face, there is probably a suspension problem Make sure you take the car for a test drive. What "little work " does the engine need? Since you are not too familiar with what to look for, you might see if there is a member in your area, or a shop specializing in Zs in your area. The Shop will charge you for looking at it, but someone with some familiarity with a Z will be have had a chance to point out any problems before your money changes hands. Will

Funny, theat's just what she said...............................at first!

They say marriage is give and take... A Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.' "Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, "Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last.'" A Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house. After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "what took you so long to answer the phone?" She says, "I was in bed." "In bed this early, doing what?" "Getting a second opinion!" A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife,"Mother of Six" in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of six?" His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."

For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax buildup, poor blood or anything else I could think of. But now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked. Here's why: The population of this country is 273 million. 140 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to Do the work. There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work. Of these there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces Preoccupied with Iraq. Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work. Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who are employed by state and city governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And there you are sitting on your arse, at your computer, reading jokes. Nice. Real nice

Here is an actual ad from the Altlanta Journal Constitution! "Black female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call 404-875-6420 and ask for Daisy. Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8 week old black Labrador Retriever. Can you say Houndog!

Who said anything about it being my favorite! I took a date, I was in the theater, I did not watch the movie, but it was memorable-know what I mean, Know what I mean, nudge, nudge, wink, wink:tapemouth

good list-they must have followed me around for the day!

What, no mention of Time Bandits? What were you thinking...

Depends on where I'm going, and who is with me!!

Ok. now we are getting somewhere, it is hard to figure out what it is about something or someone that captivates me because it is a bunch of things. I love what my 240 looks like in sunshine, fog, streetlamp glow, and memory. She is a beautiful work of art and I am entrusted with her care. I feel that she has a personality, every other female in my life she has been jealous of-even my cat. But once she realized she wasn't being replaced her idle evened out, the wipers started working, she quit skipping at speed, and everything worked out. I am getting ready to treat her to a full body massage, and a makeover-I wonder if I could get a talkshow host involved!

oops, I vaguely remember part of that-they were flying around the galaxy in an RV that had to be jump-started! BTW, you keep your schwarts to yourself... Personally I prefer History of the World because it is good to be the King, have a wizz boy, and prove your love of the peasants, by yelling, "Pull!" and have hot babes offer to give in to you to save their father!

What about Cats...

Don't let her hear you say that, she is very proud, and quite capable of showing you the folly of your ways. I woke her up sneaking in to take the picture, and she let me know how uncool that was!

Mama sounds like Rotten, She was a wild Manx and lived in my back40. She would hiss and swipe at everone for the first two years she was around. Then, one day, I was replacing a half shaft on my 240Z, and while lying on my back, she came and laid across my neck. I have been her pet ever since. My wife has been bitten and scratched, and tells me it is overrated. Rotten has neved put any poins into me, but she has smacked me harder than I ever expected from a 7 lb cat.-She does not like to be made to take a pill. As she aged, I moved her inside, and low and behold, she learned what the toilet was for-I didn't teach her, she just figured it out. Now she is too old to get up there very often, but occassionally I catch her on the throne! She gallops just like a horse, loves to chase the keyboard out of my lap! Her only fault is putting het claws in the oriental rugs-but I think that is more for my reaction than anything else! Will

Three pretty cats, and even one to blame the "gasseous Anomilies" on! Wow, you'v got more Pu**y in one afternoon than most guys get in a week! They are beautiful. Mama looks like "if you don't get that camera out of my face, I am going to leave you a shoe full of goo!" Still, a beautiful bunch of Kittys!

MikeW that situation bears a striking resemblance to a Honda-the engine runs backwards!

Yikes, new math and even to the melody of "Beth" by Kiss

Thanks TomoHawk! Once again, "Good answer, I like the way you think!" Again: "Carl, I agree with everything you said, but what makes you feel that way. What is it YOU love about a 240Z?" I want your answer. Not a "we" or "To men" answer! Your answer is improtant to me, and Your answer is expected to start with something very similar to: "I love a 240Z because..." Trust me, I understand the complexity of a mans relationship to beauty, and by askiing for a direct answer, I am not trying to trivialize it. I want to do something on this forum no other forum has done, come up with a real and applicable definition of what makes a car a classic! With the passion this group has for their cars, I expect we have everything we need to get to the essence of the question!, many of the components are here, I want everbody to be a part of this because every body has an opinion and it matters.-especially one have have to work so hard to get-yours! If all I need to do is change the "we" to an "I" in your last sentance- just say so-if not take a heart-quickening spin in the Z, be sure to give it a thankyou look, and come back and tell me!

I agree, I bought a set of european bumpers for my car.