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Vicky, you are a mess! Will

That's what I have heard, Right now the smell of urine and baby perfume is enough! I don't even want to think about what will happen when real digestion starts-he is passing so much gas, the paint on the walls does not have a chance! Thread Content: Why do the manufactureres of all of these baby products think we want to smell that fragrance they shower everything with? Congratulations, and Happy Birthday! Will

I have emailed Magnecore for cost, and hunted up a local dealer for NGK, MSD, and Taylor. I also emailed all four manufactureres about what makes theirs better than the other 3. The results should be interesting, if there are actually replies. I think Magnecore had posted the best info and argument, and hopefully, we will see who has the best product. Will

I can't hold a young one in the crook of me arm and use the tig welder , but I can use the camera ! Be glad I don't pack one up in a zip lock and send it out for the full effect ! Will

I... we... Hell no! But I will send you a dirty diaper award for asking! Now if I can just manage to snap a picture of a particularly offensive diaper before I throw it out...One more thing for the todays to do list! Will

Gavin, are you lonely tonight? Will

In no order, but as they come to mind: Barber-facial fuzzball trimmer, hair collector, Dentist-bare bone blacksmith, the chair, Gas station attendant-Petroleum Transport Specialist Flobottomist-vampire policeman-cop, Barney Fife, gum shoe wannabe, flatfoot, tin tiger, buble gum machine driver security guard-rentacop, bozo with a badge, bluelight reject, why bother Fireman-walking smoke detector, heat challenged, too stupid to get out of the fire(affectionately)! City official-doofus without a cluefus, barney without a bullet, Doctor-hypocritic oaf, golfball gaffer, healthy extortionist. Plumber- lead spread, fitting fumbler, potty man, Electrician-wire wanker, conduit chaser, zap blumber, Male prostitute-pipe layer, AL Frankin, traveling d***, wandering wiener, portable prick, Ratner Femal Prostitute-7/11, tv doll, pin cussion, walking socket, life support system for a p-ssy, b-girl, paid nympho, street walker, fishnet friday, harlot, layandpay tramp-homeless person, cart lady, vagabond, carpet bagger, wwff, street buddy, a properly paid lawyer Used car salesman-lawyer in training, slicky, spreader, sh-t salesman lawyer-ex used car salesman in a better suit, deliberately vague and wavering, a courtroom actor, a legal lier, Mr. half truth, legal prostitute, legal extortionist Middle of nowhwhere-lower Egypt, the boonies, bumf-ck iowa, back of the closet, out in the sticks, beyond the bars, down yonder, round the back, past the fense, down the tubes, Come on you lot, I know there are more, Carl ,TomoHawk, 240ZX, I know you guys have some to add! Will

How do those of us who can see know when to stop wiping :nervous: ? I always use the "if its still burning, I aint through wiping" approach, after Mexican, I would be too afraid to look :eek: :surprised :knockedou ! Will

Carl, I knew that! Ypu had a similar post at leat once before on their behalf! I was just restating the obvious! Thanks for the qoutes, proof that some of these bozos actually do get purged! Will

I forgot the most important one, Who is the "They" in "That's what they say." Will

It will definitely fire the plugs, but it really depends on your timiing controller (ECM) I am not sure about its compatability with variable timing control. Will

What is even worse, it that they are still in the gene pool! Will

Congratulations, and now, welcome to the club! Will

How can something so small make so much noise? How can 3oz of milk make a 10lb soggy diaper? and last but not least, Who farted? Will

The Jurry that is... McDonald's Stella Awards It's once again time to review the winners of the annual Stella Awards. The Stellas' are named after 81-year old Stella Liebeck who spilled coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonald's. That case inspired the Stella Awards for the most frivolous successful lawsuits in the United States. THIS YEAR'S AWARDS GO TO: 5TH PLACE - TIED between two very competitive contestants: Contestant A Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, was awarded $780,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving toddler was Ms. Robertson's Son. Contestant B A man, 19-year old Carl Truman of Los Angeles, won $74,000 and medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman apparently did not notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal the hubcaps. 4TH PLACE Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas was awarded $14,500--and medical expenses--after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door neighbor's Beagle dog. The Beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. The award was less than sought for because the jury felt the dog might have been a little provoked. At the time, Mr. Williams, who had climbed over the fence into the yard, had been shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun. 3RD PLACE A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania, $113,500 after she slipped on a soft drink and broke her coccyx (tailbone). The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier, during an argument. 2ND PLACE Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware sued the owner of a Night Club in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor and knocked out two of her front teeth. This occurred whilst Ms. Walton was trying to sneak in the window of the Ladies Room to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses. 2004 1ST PLACE Award This year's runaway winner was Mr. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Mr. Grazinski purchased a brand new Winnebago Motorhome. On his trip home from an OU football game, having driven onto the freeway, he set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver's seat to go into the back and make himself a cup of coffee. Not surprisingly, the RV left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Mr. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising him in the owner's manual that he could not actually do this. The jury awarded him $1,750,000 plus a new Winnebago Motorhome. The company actually changed their manuals on the basis of this suit just in case there were any other complete morons buying their recreational vehicles! Will

a couple more: I cut a fart that has more sence than you. His rubberband has snapped He's a Mental midget he's a wasted space If breathing weren't involintary, you would be unconscious. Even a hat won't keep anything in your head. every time you open your mouth stupid falls out. only you would light a match to look in a gas tank. They said cows were stupid, then they met you. You are a life support system for sperm bank with no customers. Only you would watch "BigTop PeeWee" twice. being tickled by a fart is one thing, being proud of a fart is somthng else Tim makes more sense than Wilson, doesn't he? Will

Oh Vicky! You Behave! Will

Ground the neg(if labeled), and use the lead on the Pos. You will be horny in no time ! At least, that's what she said! Will

Stephen, I had that same scary trip, every time I looked back the Z was there, I couldn't get a way, so I brought it home. Will

The baby has me awake, and if you will forgive the one fingered typing, here are a few... Not the sharpest tool in the shed lead headed a Numb nut got Nothing but storage upstairs Doesn't have sense enough to come out of the rain mental misfit not running on all cylinders Distributor is distributed If brains were electrical current you couldn't light a LED You have a mind like a broken brick slower than a school bus dumber than a stump dumber than a bag full of hammers doesn't have the sence God gave concrete Runnin' on 73 carbies Mensa gave up on him My fair moron lug nut Couldn't get the diaper on the right end with instructions got nothing but a place to put a hat His head works like a pinhole camera-light goes right through pin head Your jello is not set If there are pictures he's ok, if there are words-well... his starter needs replacing You must be the real Otto (From a Fish called Wanda) he is synapticly challenged He'd have a better chance kicking something rather than thinking about it. Give up, frustration looks bad on you. He is the poster child for birth control (This one works for Stupid, and Ugly) Mathmaticly challenged(He can't quite put things together) Oh, You gave Jerry Lewis the character You are just like Charlie Chan, except you aren't trying to be funny. Will

Michael, I found a set, but I can feel the rear manifold is cracked around one of the lower head mounts. I will keep looking, but if the chunk is all there(still mounted on the engine) I could fire up the tig and put it back together. Did you need one, both or the entire assembly? Will

Do'oh! Will

I bought my last L28 turbo from the salvage yard, E something, just the Savannah side of Jacksonville, block and head only, $250. I am verifying a '83 turbo engine over the next coulpe of weeks, the complete and uncut efi harness, airflow meter, ECM, distributor and other electrical controls will be available once I verify they will work correctly. If you are interested, just PM me. Will

Tah, Post it to the archives here(to the right on the home page) Someone may not need it right this minute, but in alittle while they will! Will