Everything posted by bonniec75209
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Marriage Jokes
CHANGES IN MARRIAGE When you are dating..... Farting is never an issue When you are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband...... at all times When you are dating..... He takes you out to have a good time When you are married ....He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are you going to drink?" When you are dating..... He holds your hand in public When you are married ....He flicks your ear in public When you are dating..... A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad When you are married ....A King size bed feels like an army cot When you are dating..... You are turned on at the sight of him naked When you are married ....You think to yourself...."Was he ALWAYS this hairy????" When you are dating..... You enjoyed foreplay When you are married ....You tell him "If we have sex, will you leave me alone???" When you are dating..... He hugs you, when he walks by you ...for no reason When you are married ....He grabs your boob any chance he gets When you are dating..... You picture the two of you together, growing old together When you are married ....You wonder who will die first When you are dating..... Just looking at him makes you feel all "mushy" When you are married ....When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out. When you are dating..... He knows what the "hamper" is When you are married ....The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area When you are dating..... He understands if you "aren't in the mood" When you are married ....He says "It's your job." When you are dating..... He understands that you have "male" friends When you are married ....He thinks they are all out to steal you away When you are dating..... He likes to "discuss" things When you are married ....He develops a "blank" stare When you are dating..... He calls you by name When you are married ....He calls you "Hey" and refers to you when speaking to others as "She.
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Marriage Jokes
THE MARRIAGE FAIRY A couple had been married for 25 years and was celebrating the husband's 60th birthday. During the party, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each. The wife said, "We've been so poor all these years, and I've never gotten to see the world. I wish we could travel all over the world." The fairy waved her wand and POOF! She had the tickets in her hand. Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, and then said, "Well, I'd like to be married to a woman 30 years younger than me." The fairy waved her wand and POOF! He was 90.
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Do you like the latest gallery images on the main page?
I have a 56k modem, but I have noticed that it is exceptionally fast.
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Do you like the latest gallery images on the main page?
I like it very much!! Great job!!
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Steering Wheel Spoke Colour.
As Bambikiller said, the lettering on the glove box is supposed to be white, at least it is in my 240. If you think silver is bad on the steering wheel you should see mine. My ex went beserk trying to get rid of all the leftover paint (Nason's starburst blue mettallic), and painted my steering wheel blue!! But now I know how to fix it!!
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77 260z parts car (must buy today)
If it runs, for 250 I don't see how you could go wrong.
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350ZG - Very Bizarre - Tamiya Model
I love that color. Wonder what it is called?
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Just got my first Z!
OOPS!!:stupid: Sorry Inf!! I guess I should "play" attention next time I am watching my kids change the oil!!
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Marketing in 2003 for women
I will have to send that to my sister! Good one! ROFL
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Just got my first Z!
Hi and congratulations!! I also have a 72 240Z and all they require at inspection is that it can pass all safety issues. The cost is 12.00 for the sticker. (My car takes 4 quarts.) Have fun, Bonnie
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What is more important, SHOW or GO?
I love to go fast, but to me, looks come first. Of course, when you are restoring the car you make it mechanically sound before you start on the looks. (Especially if you are driving it in the meantime, as I am!!) It always makes me sad to go to a car show and see classic old cars distorted beyond recognition by some moron with more money than sense. KEEP IT ORIGIONAL!!!!! (Just my 2 chirps worth)
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'73 240Z for Sale
Man, I wish I had 3000 on hand!! I am sitting here crying in my coffee.
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Original Fairlady Z wheels?
The wheel on the rear looks just like what I have on my 72 240Z. (See my gallery.)
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Need help with Restoration in Dallas Area
Hi, welcome to the club David. Robert at Z-Car World in Irving (972 438-7583) might be able to help you out, or refer you to someone who can. Good luck and have fun!!! Bonnie
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what do you guys think?
Speaking of gas, is the expensive stuff really better?
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Pics of the 240
Please excuse me as I am mechanically ignorant:stupid: , but I was wondering, is there a useful purpose for a wing/rear spoiler or is it just to look good?
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Weird noise coming from Rear, need desperate help!!
Michael, you are silly!!!
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Congratulations to Kats for our Ride of the Month
Way to go Kats!!!
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Hello there
Sure wasn't me! My kids were laughing and told me the other day that I had learned just enough about cars to be dangerous! (Kids really keep you humble). My youngest son is a Z fan also and had a 280 until a drunk lady hit him.
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Does you 'Significant Other' drive your Z?
A lot of the problems that I am having with the car now are because of my ex-significant other. The only person I let drive it now is my youngest son, who loves it as much as I do and babies it. He had a 280 untill a drunk lady hit him and he really misses it. My oldest son has only driven it one time, he doesn't really like it and has no interest in driving it.
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Hello there
Welcome to the club!! This is the best Z-car site there is!!!
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Speeding ticket? how fast?
Hey Derk, My ex-husband had a 944, just like the one you mentioned, same year, color and everything. I used to blow his doors off in a quarter mile. The ticket I got the other day was only 81 in a 60!! I don't feel so bad now!! The fastest I have ever had this car was 115. I figure when it gets to the point that you feel like it is about to take flight, it's time to back off!!
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Off To The Body Shop
Wow, that is amazing!!! (I have got to get a new pair of reading glasses). Mine sure didn't look anywhere near that nice when it was in that state. Due to very bad body work I have to go through all that again. (After I get the suspension lined out right). It has rust popping out all over it and it looks awful. You are right to wait and get someone who knows what they are doing and that will do it right the first time.
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Off To The Body Shop
It looks so good in primer I can't wait to see it in paint!!