YORGO

Why don't they make Root Beer flavored ice cream? Wouldn't it be better than root beer floats? Is it possible to be allergic to water? Considering that warm air rises, if a man builds up gas and the ambient temperature is less than his body temperature, does he weigh less than when he does not have gas? If he ate a pound of beans, would he weigh more or less? Going further, if one ate enough gaseous food, would they ultimately float off into space? Why is there a little countdown (like 8, 7, 6, 5, 4) near the bottom of the copyright info page in the beginning of many books? Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs. How come only your fingers and toes get prune in the shower and nothing else does? In the song "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini," which is yellow-the bikini or the polka dots? Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck? Whats a question with no answer called? When the stock market closes at the end of the day, why does everyone stand around smiling and clapping regardless of whether the stocks are up or down? When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them? If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb? When you drive by a dead skunk in the road, why does it take about 10 seconds before you smell it? Assume that you did not actually drive over the skunk. Do the actors on Unsolved Mysteries ever get arrested because they look just like the criminal they are playing? Why doesn't baking soda freeze? I'm always reading about the "Great Apes." What's so great about them? How come we never hear about any "Paltry Apes"? Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach? Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it? I read about an actuary who calculated that the odds of a man's trousers falling down if he was wearing both a belt and suspenders was about 35,000 to one. What would be the odds of a man's trousers falling down while wearing only a belt? What about only suspenders? Why can't you get a tan on your palms? Why is a square meal served on round plates? What benefit is there to toasting bread instead of just eating it untoasted? If there is no benefit, how much electric energy is wasted on toasting in the U.S. of A., do you think? If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes? If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money? Why is it that humans can move their eyes in opposite directions toward the nose, but not away from the nose? Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters? Why is snow white and ice clear? Aren't they just different forms of water? Say I freeze meat in January. The package has an expiration date of February. When I thaw it in June, why doesn't it remember immediately that it should have gone bad four months ago? When you're asleep and dreaming about performing calorie-burning activities such as running, jumping and flying, do you burn more calories in reality as opposed to when you're dreaming about doing something low-impact? What causes the sound of air swishing inside your head? Mulberry bush aside, would a monkey really chase a weasel?

PONDERISMS: 1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 3. OK..... So if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the 'Jags' and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the 'Bucs,' what does that make the Tennessee Titans? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 4. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea does that mean that one enjoys it? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 5. There are three religious truths: a. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. c. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or Hooters. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 6. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 7. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~* 8. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 9 Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist? * ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 10. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 11. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, dry cleaners depressed and prostitutes delayed? *~*~*~*~*~*! ~*~*~*~* 12. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 13. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 14. ! What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 15. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me ... they're cramming for their final exam. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 16. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 17. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail? *~*~*~*~! *~*~*~*~ *~* 18. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 19. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 21. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 22. If a cow laughed, would she spew milk out of her nose? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 23. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 24. At income tax time, did you ever notice: When you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells ... 'THEIRS'?

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=1_kwxzU4wL4&vq Not YORGO words but from a Comrade: "Here's a link to a Shell commercial shown in Europe. Ostensibly, they're selling gasoline, but the cars used in the video steal the show. Ferrari pulled several of their race cars from various ages out of storage, flew them around the world, and filmed them running through the streets of Rome, Rio, New York, Hong Kong, Honolulu, and Monaco. No CGI -these are the original cars on the original streets. The best part is the sound - from the basso-profundo notes of the early, front-engine era, each scene cuts to a later generation, ending with the wail of a modern F1 car. The sounds alone bring a tear to the eye. Even if you're not a gearhead, this video will stir the soul. There's just something about 3 liters and 14,000 RPM !"

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons, nor prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the horse's side anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune... Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse. And you thought all they did was say Hello.

Old racer trick is to use ATF in place of 1 quart of oil. ATF have very high detergent properties so work like other stuff but maybe less cost. Old School Big block Chevy; 5 quart 50 weight racing 1 quart Dexron ATF. Stayed super clean...

Cousin...Mirror image of YORGO. No Gulag in Moldova, so far...

Welcome Comrade

Does it require that the wheels and tyres remain on the car all the time after it is certified period correct? IYHO; If possible, get steel wheels and correct wheel covers per sales brochure from Nissan Canada, get certified and put on what you really want for most driving reserving the others for the concourse show or periodic inspections.

YORGO pretty sure this sombodie's cousin, yes?

Winning? Is there prize? YORGO just here to have good time, learn some maybe instruct too... And No Illegal Drag Racing, Yes?

"His Organ Donor Card Lists His Beard"...L.O.L!

No insult intended the operative word is "IF" it is anothere "Lord of the Flies" Zed site, not it is. YORGO hoping it not. Sadly if everybodies have to walk on eggshells fearing reprisals from vocal minorities of youthful hooligans bent on have everything presented in a digestible monosyllabic way or beat senseless with complaints and ridicule then this no place to offer up any useful points to anyone. Especially if one or two offended malcontents can set the course for an entire community... But maybe YORGO should have included "Animal Farm" in that book reference, yes? (more appropriate since from Siberia, eh, wot mate) Don't hate the messenger if you do not understand the message... So can YORGO post picture of tractor and hot babe together? Tractor only? (maybe overstimulate perv with tractor fetish) Hot babe only" (maybe understimulate perv with tractor fetish) Vegamite on toast with jar visible in backgrounds??? (YORGO have nothing...)

Thank you Comrades for the um warm-ish welcome. The persona that is YORGO evolved into something not expected initially from this Siberian. I have some Zed knowledge but unfortunately it was not packaged in the little strained jars for the ZC.C to understand. I will stay on topic in the technical forums. Please understand that a "small slice" on both extremes should not condition your response in an arbitrary and capricious way. (unless of course there is a specail club with specail peoples that rule by "If it isn't what I understand it must be wrong...Kill the messenger"... where did I put that black ball?) If it does then YORGO does not belong here... Mike understands that some way to add levity is not in itself a bad thing. Sure you can go elsewhere, but why? A community that is so uptight will also stagnate because of too authoritarian rules. YORGO completely understand moderator's concern. But please review complainings (if any occur) before just making decision without reading / seeing what is being complained about. I only post here not to be funny but to state; Hello. That why post at Introduce Yourself. Poll to make sure that one person invite was not aberration of majority of site or just baiting to watch carnage. YORGO get it. Some like, some don't. You'll note that I have stayed to this thread intentionally. My position was never to disrupt, otherewise posting everywhere's and stirring poop, yes? But, YORGO is tractor driving babe magnet from Siberia... With a wealth of knowledge Zed and otherewise to impart, here or somewhere's else If this is just anothere 'Lord of the Flies' Zed site...see ya! Yikes! That sure was long winded and rambling...usually YORGO just put up pictures to get point across

I get it, but to what advantage? http://www.yelp.com/biz/yorgos-bageldashery-norfolk YORGO more of a bagel fan...

You are wise beyond your beers Comrade. BTW: There are two pictures of Babes at Announcements; One holding sausage othere holding jackings handle. If YORGO post elsewhere's removed quickly and off to Gulag again for poor Siberian ;( Some bodies have real hang ups about picture of woman! Sorry, YORGO Like hot Babes...must be aberrant behaviours,yes?

Had to Google that one Comrade. YORGO fan of all fun and crazie stuff, yes! Now know where Borat get idea for bathing costume...

YORGO around long time before Borat. Latka? Do not know Comrade...

YORGO was original. Then long times ago during some change at ZC.C name got lost (my fault email in Russia went bust) so it became Y0RGO. Same guy different name...

YORGO promise to leave shirt on whilst driving tractor and not elect small puppet guy to office I covet for future...

YORGO agree 100% Follow same rules as everybodie's. You have forums for off topic so no need to let jocularitie's overflow to serious areas. YORGO follow rules that everybody follow, no problem. It become something different when special requirements set because of minority complainers and peoples who reside in monolithic world of mouth breathing and monosylables. If picture of girl in shorts and checkerboard blouse next to John Deere tractor "sexually explicit" then YORGO guilty as charged. Maybe straw hat was too suggestive... If posting "off topic" by answering off topic post is grounds for my expulsion but not the original poster who do this over and over but for some reason get no complaints then guilty as charged. This site easy to follow rules, yes? I like Zed, own and drive them (as well as tractor). Following orders is easy as long as orders are fairly executed, not arbitrary and capricious depending on level of whining's, yes? If that not work, OK, I go... PM me or email me I always respond. (unless banned)

Ann Snobelen invite YORGO over to check out site. She post at Facebook ' Free Yorgo ', check it out, yes? Anyways thank you for invite me, maybe I stay. Depends. Contrary to what maybe said before someplace else YORGO follow rules, always.