theres this guy who gets cought speeding.

the policeman walked up to his car and says,can i see you lisence please?

the man waits and says,sir the is a dead body in my trunk,and a gun under the seat.

you will want back up before i get out. the officer thought for a second then said ill be right back dont move!

the man waited untill the other cops got there. then they searched his car no body and no gun. the cheif and the first officer stand nest to the guy, and the cheif says, sir this officer tells me you had a body and a gun in this car. the guy says yeah and i bet he told you i was speading to.