Cheap At Any Price

A man is waiting outside a ladies' clothing shop while his wife buys herself 'something special' for their anniversary, when he is approached by a lady of the night, who suggests they get together. He enquires the price, and is told $50. He apologises, saying he only has $10, and she leaves him. A few minutes later, he is rejoined by his wife, and, arm in arm, they stroll round the corner - there to find the lady who accosted him earlier.



She looks at him, then at his wife, and says 'You see ? That's what you get for $10 !'