Why men are so confused...

This is why it is so tough being a man.... sad, but true....

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework, you're a wimp.

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.

If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repeptitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.

If she get a promotion ahead of you, it's equal oportunity.

If you metion how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.'

If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.

If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.

If you thump her, it's wife bashing.

If she thumps you, it's self-defense.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she make a decision without you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.

If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert.

If you don't, you're possibly gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're a sexist.

If you don't, you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.

If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.

If you don't, you're not thoughful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself.

If you don't, you're not ambitious enough.

If she has a headache, she's tired.

If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often, you're over-sexed.

If you don't, there must be someone else.

No wonder men don't live as long as women.

They can't deal with the pressure!