Rural towns, the butt of how many jokes?? Insert your favorite town's (or state's) name......

An old boy from Idaho takes his daughter to the big city to see the doctor. "Doc", he says, "I think it is time we get Lizbeth here on some sort of birth control."

Doc looks up in shock, "Good god, she is only 10 years old. She is sexually active?"

"No" the old boy says, "She just lays there like her ma"

Do you know why the population of ________ never increases? Because every time a girl gets pregnant, her brother leaves town.

What's a girl from ________ say as she is loosing her virginity?

"Get off me dad your crushing my smokes"

You know what they say about ________ "You don't loose your wife, you just loose your turn"

i thought everyone just insert name of their hometown...

How did the guy from ____________ find his sister in the woods?

Totally hot!