Two elderly women were eating breakfast one morning.

Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and said, "Mabel, .. do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?".

Mabel answered, "I have a suppository in my ear?".

She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she said,

"Ethel, ... I'm glad you noticed this thing. Now I know where to find my hearing aid".

Recto-crainial inversion?

I hate to think about what she did at the beauty parlor...I bet the beautician was surprised...

Will

Eeewwww! (but funny!)