My wife and I were watching "Who want's to be a millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?".

"NO" she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?".

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes".

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend".

And then the fight started.

Rick.

:devious::devious:

Here's another way:

ROFLMAO:laugh: That's too funny! I hope she has a sense of humor.