Irish jokes.

Paddy and Mick went to London to donate sperm. It was a disaster.

Paddy missed the tube and Mick came on the bus.

A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Paddy ordered a whisky from the stewardess, then she asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips".

Paddy handed his drink back to the stewardess and said, "Me too, ... I didn't know we had a choice.

And just for old time sake;

Bill took his new wife to bed on their wedding night. When she was undressed and lying spread eagled on the bed, she said, "You know what I want, don't you Bill?".

"Yeah", said Bill, "by the looks of it, you want the whole bloody bed".

Rick.

:devious::devious: