Young Bill, having been awarded his PHD,(he based his research on the infinite differences in Breats and Thights), decided to go into business and rented an office, furnishing it with expensive antiques. However, no business was coming in.

Sitting there, worrying, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wanting to look busy and make a good impression, he picked up the phone and pretended he was negotiating a big deal. He spoke loudly about big figures and huge commitments.

Finally, Bill hung up the phone and asked his visitor, "Yes, ... can I help you??".

The man replied, "Ummmm, .... er,.... I've come to install the phone".

Rick.

:devious::devious:

thats pretty good