An old couple have gone to bed.

After a few minutes, the old man lets go with a loud fart and says, "One nil".

His wife rolls over and asks, "What in the world was that all about?".

The old man said, "A goal. I'm ahead, one nil".

A few minutes later, the wife lets one go and says, "Goal, .. one all".

The old bloke farts again "Goal!!. I'm ahead, .. two to one now".

Now starting to get the hang of it, the wife quickly farts again and says, "Goal !!, two all".

The old fellow tries to fart again, but can't. Trying desperately not to be outdone by his wife, he gives it everything he has to get out just one more fart. He strains a little too hard and shits the bed.

The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that???".

The old bloke said, "Half time, ... switch sides".

Rick.

:devious::devious:

I posted this one years ago mate!

can I have my minute back?