A Priest was doing the rounds of the bars, looking for converts and souls to save. He walked into a bar and found the seven dwarfs standing at the bar.

Dopey approached the priest and said that he needed to talk to the priest. "Very well my son, what seems to be your problem?", said the priest.

"Oh, ... I was just wondering if there were any dwarf nuns in Rome?", Dopey replied.

"No, .. I'm afraid there are no dwarf nuns in Rome", answered the priest.

"Well, ... are there any dwarf nuns in Italy?",

"No my son, .. there are no dwarf nuns in Italy".

Dopey began to get agitated and wore a worried frown as he asked, "Well then, what about the world then, huh, huh, there must be some dwarf nuns in the whole world?".

The priest's reply was, "No, .. I'm sorry, but there are no dwarf nuns in all the world".

At which point the remaining six dwarfs began chanting;

"DOPEY F"d A PENGUIN, .. DOPEY F'd A PENGUIN".

Rick.

:devious: :devious:

Good for a morning laugh. Most likely really funny, when three sheets to the wind!

Tom