Faithful Will

Will woke up with a huge hangover the night after a business function to find he was in bed, still fully dressed.

Cloudy headed and in pain, he forced himself to open his eyes and the first thing he saw was a couple of aspirin next to a glass of water on the side table. There was also a vase with a single red rose!.

He sat up in bed and saw his clothing laid out, freshly cleaned and pressed. Will noticed that the room was in perfect order, spotlessly clean.

He took the aspirin, went into the bathroom and found a note stuck on the mirror. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping---I'll take your lovely Zed as it's blocking the driveway, ...... I love you!!!".

By this time Will was thoroughly confused. This was NOT the expected reaction. He was beginning to feel VERY, VERY WORRIED.

He stumbled into the kitchen and sure enough, there's a hot breakfast and the morning paper. His son is also at the table eating breakfast.

Sheepishly, Will asked, "Son, ...... what happened last night?".

"Well", his son replied, "you came home after 3a.m., drunk out of your mind, fell on the coffee table and broke it, puked in the hallway and almost broke your nose when you ran into the bedroom door, blood everywhere that Mom cleaned up".

Feeling worse by the minute and suspecting an ulterior motive to his wife's behaviour, Will said, "Okay, ....so, .... why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, .... aspirin, a rose and breakfast on the table waiting for me?".

Will's son replied, "Oh, THAT!!! ..... after she cleaned you up, Mom dragged you into the bedroom and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed .....................................

'LEAVE ME ALONE WOMAN, .... I'M MARRIED!!!!!!!".

Rick.

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