The day after his wife disapeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim faced Alaska State Troopers.

"We're sorry sir, but we have some information about your wife", said one Trooper.

"Tell me, did you find her?", he asked.

The Troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?".

Fearing the worst, the man said, "Give me the bad news first".

The Trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay".

"Oh my god!!" cried the man. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?".

The Trooper answered, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty five pound king crabs and 6 good sized Dungeness crabs clinging to her".

Profoundly stunned, the man demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?".

The Trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow".

Ok-second time through the posts-but worth it...even with the gender change! Poor outnumbered bugger!

Will