Guardian Angel

I was walking down the street when I heard a voice say, "STOP !! stand still. If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you".

I stopped and a big brick fell right in front of me. I was astonished.

I went on and, after a while, I was about to cross the road when the voice again shouted, "STOP !!, stand still, ... If you take one more step a 240Z driven by a bloke named Bill Ramsey will deliberately run over you in revenge for making him the butt of your jokes and you will die". I stopped just in time as Bill flew past yelling, "I'll get you yet Rick".

When I'd managed to calm my shattered nerves after coming so close to death twice in a few minutes I said, "Where are you voice ?". For that matter, "Who the heck ARE you?".

The voice answered, "I am your guardian angel".

"Oh, .. YEAH ?", I said, "And where the bloody hell were you when I got married?".

Rick.

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