The poor Camel

Marine Captain Bill Ramsey was assigned to a recon company at a remote post in the desert.

During his first inspection, he noticed a Camel hitched up behind the mess tent.

He asked the First Sargeant why the Camel is kept there.

"Well, sir," is the nervous reply, "as you know, there are 250 men here and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have, .... mmmmm,..... urges. That's why we have the Camel sir".

Captain Ramsay said, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges, so the Camel can stay".

About a month later, Captain Ramsay starts having a real problem with his own urges. Crazy with passion, he asks the First Sergeant to bring the Camel to his tent.

Putting a stool behind the Camel, Captain Ramsay stands on it and has wild, insane sex with the Camel. When he is done, he asks the First Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?".

"Uh, ... no sir, Captain Ramsey sir", the First Sergeant replies. "They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are".

Rick.

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