A policeman passes a parking lot around midnight and notices a couple in a parked car.

He stops to investigate and sees a man in the driver's seat and a young lady in the back seat, quietly reading a magazine.

The officer knocks on the window and asks, "What's going on here?".

Jason answers, "Oh, just listening to music sir".

Pointing to the young lady in the back seat, the officer asks, "And what's she doing?".

"Reading a magazine, of course", says Jason.

"How old are you", asks the officer.

"I'm 28", Jason replies.

"And how old is she ?".

Jason looks at his watch and says, "Well, ... in 11 minutes she'll be 18".

Rick.

:devious: :devious:

Jason ceratinly is a daring and calculating man....and patient too!!! 11 more minutes and its time to hide the salami.....