Big Hawk the Indian was with the park ranger one day when they got lost.

The Park Ranger said to Big Hawk, "Use your tracking ability to get us out of this mess".

Big Hawk bent down and put his ear to the ground and said,

"Buffalo come".

The Park Ranger replied,

"How do you know that??".

Big hawk answered,

"Ear sticky".

An Irishman walked up to the airport ticketing desk and said,

"I'd like a return ticket please".

Where to?" asked the ticket officer.

"To here", said the Irishman.

Rick.

:devious: :devious:

Alrighty then!