Computer terminology

Other old farts like me might appreciate this.

Computer terminology for the backwoods country folks.

DOWNLOAD .......... Get the firewood off the ute.

FLOPPY DISK ........ Result of too much firewood lifting.

LOG ON ............... Fire up the barbie.

Monitor ............... To keep an eye on the barbie.

LAPTOP ............... Where the cat sleeps.

SCREEN ............... What you shut in the mozzie season.

MODEM ............... What you did in the hayfield.

NETWORK ............ What you do to fix a torn fishing net.

Netscape .............When fish escape from the net as a result of not doing

network.

Rick.

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