I sent a photo (see attached) to my pal Carl, aka bambi-killer, yesterday. It was a shot of what I perceived to be ONE HOT working babe. Carl agreed with my opinion. However, Carl, the ever-so "thinker's man" noticed the guys (photo) in the back ground appeared oblivious to the parading work of art before them.

Anyway, this (bellow) was my pre-Zoloft response to Carls keen observations; not to mention his clever remarks.

So, what da ya think, are they gay, or numb-nuts (which might be one in the same)?

In a message dated 10/17/2004 4:47:25 PM Eastern Daylight Time, cstahlnecker@hotmail.com writes:

>Man, what's up with the guys in the background? *Nobody looking at her. *Is

>that the GAY beach? *

>

>Carl

>

Hey Carl---Yeah, I hear ya Bro-. Truth be told, most, if not all, of these punks at Laguna a are facing a 3(F)-1(M) ratio. Some of the richest people on earth reside in this small, reclusive, community of "haves." I would have given just about anything to have that lifestyle when I was kid. Ah Hell, who am I kidding, I'd pimp my Mother to a Turkish prison to have it now. They don't seem to realize just how good they have it. Absolutely no appreciation at all

Ya know it's interesting to me that when I drop into that town to hit the shore break, in the parking lot, all ya hear is gangster rap from their car stereos and on the sand from boom boxes. Bouncing around town wearing jeans around their ankles to show the world their brand name boxers with what appears to be gold platted-aircraft carrier anchors (in actual size) around their necks with bandanas (black-crips/ red-bloods) under mesh base ball caps with "Ice Tea for Prez."

You gotta believe their rich parents are highly educated, hard working professionals with fresh memories of their generation's laughing stock-Vanilla Ice, just $^!# when they see their kids like that. I think a wake-up call is in order for these punks. You know, like a one-way trip to south-east LA stripped of CCs and cell phones. Adorned in t-shirts printed with "**** OJ." You know, since they're "white gangsters" and all.

For the few that survive that field trip to reality, the next time you see them, they'll be dressed in full GAP listening to the sounds of Selene Diaz on ipods while I'd be licking a stamp on a Mother's Day post card addressed to Turkey. ---Jerry

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Nah, you got it all wrong. This is the "Miss Laguna Lifeguard Pageant" and the guys are just looking at the next contestant running up the beach. See, you didn't have to get all worked up about these little rich dweebs being gay. Must be a pleasure to be rescued in Laguna though.

If this is truely Laguna Beach then your correct. It is an enclave where the Gay and Others hang and live. You dident think that San Fran was the only place they own in Ca. Did you.