My latest response was:

No man, the shipping is required, the car is in France with me... you should read again the provious mail.

Regards.

I was going to reply, maybe ask for a picture of it infront of the Eiffel tower, or the Louvre.

But I dont think i can be bothered wasting my time with this Jerk.

Ah What the heck, I replied with this:

Hi Shonnon

I read the provious email, it didnt say that the car was in France. Can you verify this? Maybe a photo infront of the Eiffel or the Louvre. The Ebay Ad said it was in country Queensland. Maybe a photo infront of the Big Pineapple whould have been in order.

What sort of engine does the car have/ Is it a rwin turbo? I alwasy wanted a tin turbo.

Your in the Military are you? Is that the French Mitltary or German. What Rank are you? Maybe you requisition a C-130 and Parachute it out the back as you Fly past my house. That would be an awsome sight to see. Maybe you could be in the car at the time and when you land I could pay you $8800 Aussie peso's on the spot.

Craig.

P.S. Spelling mistakes were intentional, to reflect his poor spelling, and to see if i could catch him out. His reply reminded me of the English Spy in tv show "Allo Allo" if any one remembers that.

ROFL 'attaboy. Let's see what he says (if anything!)

at all of this. Go get him Mr C. This is some very funny $^!#.

What a dodgy c**t.