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Yeah, Having read through this thread, I'm afraid that most of the comments made also apply to the Land of Oz. Sad to say but nonetheless true. One problem with being a mouldy oldy is that we can remember better times. Rick. :devious: :devious:

Yeah, ... O.K. So that's one for the left hand, One for the right hand, ............................ You know, ..... you could really sink your teeth into something like that. Rick. :devious: :devious:

Well now, Ian, .... you've managed to confuse me. (Rather EASY to do at times). If "L" as in "L24", "L26", etc. stands for "Left", ....... how come my 260Z's engine isn't designated as an "R"26 ??????????????????????????????????, as our cars are "R"ight hand drive. Rick. :devious: :devious:

The day after his wife disapeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim faced Alaska State Troopers. "We're sorry sir, but we have some information about your wife", said one Trooper. "Tell me, did you find her?", he asked. The Troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?". Fearing the worst, the man said, "Give me the bad news first". The Trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay". "Oh my god!!" cried the man. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?". The Trooper answered, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty five pound king crabs and 6 good sized Dungeness crabs clinging to her". Profoundly stunned, the man demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?". The Trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow".

Bill went into a cafe and sat down. A waitress came to take his order and he asked her, "What's the special of the day?'. "Chili" she said, "but the gentleman next to you got the last bowl of it". Bill said that he'd just have a coffee and the waitress went to get it. As he was waiting, he noticed the man next to him was eating a full lunch and the bowl of chili remained uneaten. "Are you going to eat your chili?" Bill asked. "No, help yourself", replied his neighbour. Now, ..... Bill's not one to pass up a free meal, so he picked up a spoon and eagerly began devouring the chili. When he got half way through the bowl, he noticed the body of a dead mouse in the bottom of the bowl. Sickened, he puked the chili he had just eaten back into the bowl. The man sitting next to him said, "Yeah, that's as far as I got too".

An Indian walked into a trading post and asked for toilet paper. The clerk asked if he would like No Name, Charmin or White Cloud. "White Cloud sounds like a good Indian toilet paper", said the Indian, "How much is it?". "$1.oo a roll", said the clerk. "That seems pretty expensive", responds the Indian. "What about the others?". "Charmin is $2.oo a roll and No Name is 50 cents a roll". The Indian didn't have much money so he opted for No Name. Within a few hours, he was back at the trading post. "I have a name for the No Name toilet paper", he said to the clerk. "We should call it John Wayne". "Why?" asked the confused clerk. "Because it's rough and it's tough and it don't take no crap of an Indian".

Thanks Lachlan, Yair Jack, ..... you're absolutely right mate. ROFL Rick. :devious: :devious:

Bill, His smoking is not the problem, ........... WHAT he is smoking is the problem !!! Rick. :devious: :devious:

Hmmm, You're not jealous are you Bill ??????? Rick. :devious: :devious:

Damn !! I'll have another go !!!!

Ahhhh, yes!!!! The complexities of the English language.:stupid: :stupid:

A perfect example of good old Aussie mateship. MATESHIP; Between Women. A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The suspicious man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. Between MEN. A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a mate's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over and two claimed that he was still there. Rick. :devious: :devious:

OOOhhh, I hope the Arkansas Kid reads this one. Good one Bob, Rick. :devious: :devious:

Nathan, I LOVE IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sure hope the Arkansas Kid has a look at it. Rick. :devious: :devious:

Good grief, You lot are hard to please. You can see a hell of a lot worse looking women in a bikini on any beach, any day. Lets face it mates, ....... would any of you pass up a night with her, prefering to spend the night with the Arkansas Kid ???????????????. I know that if I had the choice poor Bill would spend a cold and lonely night. Rick. :devious: :devious:

This is very true and worth thinking about.

TOMOHAWK, YE GAD TOM, METHINKS YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG MATE. The LAND of OZ was a penAl colony not a penile one. (that is, of course, unless you reckon Oz is full of ****heads. On the other hand, perhaps you've been spending too much time on the BOOBS thread and your brain's stuck in overdrive. You know, ....... you lot never fail to amaze me. My sincere wish that you ALL have a great day of celebration on the 4th of July somehow has been turned into a theological debate. LOL Only in America. Rick. :devious: :devious:

Hey Bill, Thanks for including us mate. Some of you might find this of interest; http://gabbiash.com/november8.html I remember it well. Rick. :devious: :devious:

May you ALL enjoy Independence Day. Rick. :devious: :devious:

Proves two things. 1. Your better off in the long run to use a REPUTABLE company. 2. NEVER trust a MOTHER IN LAW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFL Rick. :devious: :devious:

Good grief, Derek, ... that's a REAL burnout mate. About the only things you could salvage is a headlight and the dipstick. I truly feel sorry for your mate's loss. Rick. :devious: :devious:

Will, Re your post #29. Well said, I wholeheartedly agree. Rick.

Chrisa, Thanks for letting us know the sad news of Carl's passing. Although I never met him, I counted him as a friend. My condolences to his family. I'll miss him. Rick.

Resurected 280, Thanks for the warning Derek, I've been meaning to buy an extinguisher but it seems that when I think of it I'm nowhere near a place I can buy one. We all know the dangers of car fires. However, I must agree with sblake01. The need for an extinguisher isn't the only lesson to be learned from your mates unfortunate loss of his car. I hope you have your drags where some poor innocent isn't going to drive across your path. "How many people here can honestly say they have never done a burnout or anything dangerous in a car" you ask. Me for one. But then, I was never taught to drive, I was Trained to. Past experiences have taught me to use a light foot on the accelerator. I appreciate your taking the time to remind us of the need to have an extinguisher. Rick. :devious: :devious:

HUH ?????????????? Is, ..... Ummmm, ... WAS there a mag called Sport Z ????? Must have been solely for the U.S. market, I've never seen it on our news stands. Unfortunately. (Unless my eyesight is worse than I thought). Rick. :devious: :devious: