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Damn, your wife must make great soup!: :love: As a matter of fact Carl, she DOES make great soup. Better than anything that comes in a can. We only had the one child, think there might be a connection ????? Rick.

LOL Oh, Carl !!!!!!!, That's RUDE, CRUDE and well and truly called for. At least it wasn't a white feather. Rick.

Well, Tanny, at least you can console yourself by looking forward to the coming of summer. Am I correct in guessing that the "Co" in your address is for Colorado?????????? If so, I was under the impression that the mountains and countryside is rather spectacular in summer. I suppose you would not exactly be within walking distance of a beach though, would you ?????? (I'm a sarcastic B sometimes). Rick.

I LIKE SOUP !!!!!!!!! Rick.

LOL Hey there Alfa, I think you're right. Tanny SOUNDS jealous. Tanny, I have no doubt that we do have "Ferals" on the beaches BUT, when they strip down to their bikinis, WHO CARES that they're feral. I suppose there MIGHT be the odd unattractive female, but who notices them, I sure don't. Am I a male chauvenist pig??? BLOODY OATH I AM, OINK OINK. Rick

:classic: Oh, you poor buggers !!!!!! Here in God's country it has been averaging around 28--32 C for the past few weeks. Summer it can get up to 40C plus but is usuall around the 35C mark. The beaches are packed with Kylie Minogue lookalikes all year round. (When the water gets a bit cool for the Queenslanders we don't worry 'cause the Victorians come up here for the winter) I don't REALY mean to be cruel but, EAT YA HEARTS OUT. Rick.

This would probably be my reaction. One evening an old man hears a knock at the door, on answering he sees a gorgeous blonde. "Can I help you" he says she replies "I'm here to offer you super sex " He thinks for a while and then replies "I'll have soup" Rick.

Thanks Carl, There ya go George, told ya we'd get someone to solve the question. Rick.

ROFL Yes, Leeroy, I know exactly what you mean. I once thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken. Rick.

:devious: :devious: :devious: NAAAAHHHH George, you can't count that one mate, either the negative was turned around during developing or it's an alien car. Mate, the steering wheel is on the wrong side. ( George, those septic tanks will do ANYTHING just to be different). Rick.

ROFL Thank you Michael, I thoroughly enjoyed that one. Top marks for having the guts to admit to it. Shame the other 88 who have looked at this post so far didn't fess up though. Rick.

:( I have been asked whether the early Zeds were fitted with ashtrays with a chrome or stainless steel sliding top. :ermm: Buggered if I know !!!!! Can any of you lot answer that one ?????????? Rick.

ROFL ROFL Crikey Carl, looks like Tanny was right, You Septic Tanks and us Aussies DO have a lot in common!!!!!!!! Rick.

You BLOODY RIPPER !!!!!!! The first of April and I did NOT get caught. (To be fair about it, I didn't leave home). HOWEVER !! I am certain that there are those among our illustrious group who DID get caught with an April fools joke. Our local radio station gave out with a news flash that a semi had overturned on the roundabout, that it was loaded with cans of beer and cartons and loose cans were strewn all over the roadwaythen sat back to count the cars turning up at the accident scene. So, come on, fess up, be truthful, tell us how YOU got GOT!!! Rick.

:love: :tapemouth :tapemouth Sean, The answer is really quite simple. Over successive generations, mothers have passed on to their daughters the one sure fire method of winning an argument. Say no as though you mean it. Rick.

:( My 260Z has a standard L26 engine. The tacho reads 2000 rpm at 60 kph. Seems a little high to me, what do you who are more knowledgeable think ????. Rick.

ROFL Hey there 2 Many, I liked that one. Once knew a Marine just like that one. ('cept in was a him). Rick.

:love: :love: My "She Who Keeps A Close Eye On The Purse Strings" Gave my Zed the name "Precious". Had it been left up to me I would have chosen FRED or DaZed or something else with character and imagination befitting the cars clean lines and magnetic attraction. But, I was outvoted. Rick.

:love: Longest drive I've taken "Precious" on was Brisbane to Rockhampton. She took the bends as though they were not there. Motor purred all the way. Rick.

:love: Half that much damage to my little "Precious" would send me into an uncontrolable rage causing me to cry tears of blood. Please accept my sincere condolences. QUERY; How much damage did you do to the other bloke?????????? When is he due to be discharged from hospital ???????? Are your knuckles still sore ????????? Rick.

ROFL Even a Septic Tank would have to laugh at this one. A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or > >any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something > >wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex > >therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see a well-known Chinese sex > >therapist, Dr. Chang. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang > >said, "OK, take off all you crose." The woman did as she was told. > >"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room." Again, > >the > > > >woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, > >reery fass back to me." So she did. Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and > >said, "Your plobrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. > > > >Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates." Worried, the > >woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr.Chang, what is Ed Zachary > >Disease?" "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike > >your arse." Rick.

:sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: OOOHHH YUCK !!!!! OOOHHHH BOY did that bring back some memories of a damn fool young soldier who thought he had something to prove and who would go out drinking on monday night to celebrate the coming of tuesday then tuesday night to celebrate wednesday, then,---------------------------------------- ad infinitum. Rick.

Thanks you blokes, When I received that email from a mate in Brisbane I decided to give it the widest coverage possible. After all, it IS of life saving importance. My wife of 36 years has had a few scares. Each time finding a lump while checking herself. I might poke fun at her and make up nicknames for her but I wouldn't trade her in, not even for Kylie Minogue. I hope to have her around for another thirty six years. Rick. (hmmmm, on second thought, Kylie-----------------------------).

Crikey Lachlan, It's a good thing you're well edified mate or you JUST might have spelled that word ending in "I.L.E." instead of "A.L." As for a "penAL" heritage, the first of my clan to set both feet on good old Aussie terra firma had those feet encumbered with CHAINS. Do you think that might have something do with the fact that I hate travelling by boat???????????? Rick.

:love: :love: Yes Carl, she certainly is one fine looking woman. A reasonably good example of Aussie womanhood. I see them on the local beaches every day. Now you know why I chose to live within five minutes drive of three beaches. EAT YA HEARTS OUT. Rick.