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Welcome back Nate,. I think the main thing you'll notice is the change in membership. Rick. :devious::devious:

Sorrow is wasted on the dead. It's the families I feel for. Rick. :devious::devious:

You say that it "SMELLS" like it's getting plenty of fuel. Is that REALLY what you mean?? If so, my guess is that she's flooding badly. You shouldn't be able to smell the fuel unless there's a bad leak somewhere. Rick.

1. Did ya fart ?. 'Cos ya just blew me away. 2. Are your parents retarded ? 'cos your special. 3. My love for you is like diarrhoea. I just can't hold it in. 4. Is there a mirror in your nickers ? 'cos I can see myself in them. 5. Your body reminds me of a spanner. Every time I think of you my nuts tighten up. 6. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. Rick. :devious::devious:

On Saturday I thought I'd lubricate the wiper mechanism so I removed the wipers, removed the screws on the cowl/shroud or what ever you call it. I turned it over and nearly wet myself with shock when I saw this horrible reddish/brown stuff. :eek: Off to my shed I go. With a folded sheet spread out on my workbench (hope Barb doesn't notice an extra sheet in the wash) to protect the paintwork, wire brush, sandpaper and the three stage Killrust application fixed the problem and I was able to refit the shroud/cowl on Sunday afternoon. Just thought I'd mention this to remind you blokes not to be complacent about the cancer beast. This coming weekend I'm going to give the old girl a thorough check over. (The car that is, not Barb). Rick. :devious::devious:

Oiluj states that he has "heard" about Armourall. Some years ago the bloke who did the upholstery for me warned me against using the product and, being a cautious bloke, I posted the question on this site and received some very informative replies both for and against from a couple of our more experienced members, one in particular that I hold in very high esteem. If you do a search for "Armourall" you'll find my original post in the Open General Discussions forum. Rick.

I thought I'd check this Jacob bloke out just to see how old he is. There had been 6 others who may have had the same idea. It should be noted that not one had sent him a PM. His statements show him to be very juvenile either in age or outlook and is the first member to be placed on my ignore list in the years I've been a member. With any luck he'll go away. Jacob, .... if you read this, in my opinion, you richly deserve the title of RICHARD CRANIUM. Rick.:devious::devious:

My wife and I were watching "Who want's to be a millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?". "NO" she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?". She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes". So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend". And then the fight started. Rick. :devious::devious:

I feel like my body has become totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over. Rick. :devious::devious:

I'm glad this wasn't posted in funnybone, 'cause I'm afraid I can't see anything funny about it. Ummmmm, is it SUPPOSED to be funny?????????????? Rick.

Hand job ???? Is it better than a cheeseburger ?? Rick. :devious::devious:

Well now, It seems that the early air cleaners did not have decals is confirmed. So, .... WHEN DID the air cleaners begin having decals and, what were the decals ?????????? Rick. :devious::devious:

Hey Arne, Thanks for adding me to the list mate. Please note all you Sand Gropers over in West Oz and you Cockroaches in New South Wales.... it was a QUEENSLANDER who was the first from Oz. Which is only fitting. After all, ..... it's the BEST state in the land of Oz. Rick. :devious::devious::devious:

How much time do we have to complete a posting before needing to sign on again?? Rick.

Adam, Very sorry to hear of your back injury mate. As you will have noticed, quite a few of us have had a back injury due to one thing or another. Mine was caused by carrying 60-70 pounds on my back and doing stupid things like jumping off the back of a truck whilst doing 15-20 miles per hour.(Ambush drill). Needless to say, practically every man in my old platoon has a back problem. You tend to heal fairly quickly when young but injuries tend to catch up to as you grow older. As has already been said, take it easy mate. There's a lot of people here pulling for you. Rick.

Mate, I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT, I LOOOVE IT. Rick.

Hey Jeff, I see what you mean about wet tubular steel. Another thing I noticed was a lack of guides for the tyres. Seems like it would be easy to steer to one side if distracted. I've had a fold up trailer for a couple of years now. Not a car trailer though. Has bolt on sides, front and rear double as ramps, remove pins from the draw bar and it tilts. Comes with either steel or marine ply floor. Folds up to about two foot wide, sits quite nicely against the inside wall of my shed. It comes in a variety of sizes and can be adapted to carry bikes or a boat. Saves having a trailer taking up room and rusting away in the yard. Rick. :devious::devious:

GOOD GRIEF !!!!!!!!!!!! I hope my other wife, Barb, doesn't find out about Thelma. Rick. :devious::devious:

Yair, Damn fine idea. However, my problem is that, last time I sent $10.oo over there it cost me $11.oo to send it. Rick. :devious::devious:

I reckon the "REAL" Zed has far more style and easier on the eye. If I had the money to buy a 370 I'd prefer to spend it on my "Precious". Rick. :devious::devious:

Fortunate find. Or, As we Aussies would say, LUCKY BUGGER. Rick. :devious::devious:

The license plate light on my 74/260Z doesn't look anything like that. There are no screws to be seen. Rick. :devious::devious:

Please correct me if I'm wrong but, I've always understood that changing the wheel/tyre size from that recomended by the vehicle manufacturer COULD effect the acuracy of the vehicle's speedo. Rick. :devious::devious:

Like Arne and Stephen, I have no trouble at the local Nissan dealer. Up until about August last year, the bloke at the parts counter could recite Zed part nos. as though he had the entire parts manual memorised. Fortunately, prior to his retirement, he made sure that his replacement at least knew what a Zed was and where to find the parts numbers. Rick.

Bill and Will got a job working on a building site. Bill said to Will, "I don't feel like working today. What excuse can I use to convince the boss to let me have the day off?". Will answered, "Well, ... you could pretend that the suns heat has sent you mad". After a couple of minutes of deep thought, Bill climbs up into the rafters, hangs upside down and begins shouting at the top of his lungs, "I'M A LIGHT BULB, I'M A LIGHT BULB'. Gazza, the foreman, shouts out "Bill, you're mad. Switch off, go home and rest for the day". So Bill packs his gear and leaves the site. Will is absolutely stunned. He watches as bill leaves, then packs up his gear and starts walking off site. Gazza yells out, "Hey Will, where the hell do you think you're going?". "Home", says Will. "Now that Bill's gone, I can't work in the dark".