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Oh, Come on now Garth, you MUST know George, ......EVERYBODY knows George. Hey there George, Don't mind us mate, ... we're just pulling your leg. Seriously, ... Congratulations, .... You've every right to be proud of your achievement. Rick. :devious: :devious:

Yair John, I also bought the Road Signature. VEEEEERY DISAPOINTING in the detail but still looks good between my plastic model 240Zeds. Rick. :devious: :devious:

Hey Lachlan, Will seems to have us mixed up mate. Having checked the mugshots in the Gallery, I feel that it's safe to say that there's absolutely no resemblance whatsoever. For starters, .... you're a little younger than me. Not as good looking but certainly younger.:cheeky: :cheeky: Do you think Will might be hitting the happy juice or maybe even puffing on wacky weed ?????????????? Rick. :devious: :devious:

Come to think of it Chris, There does seem to be a resemblance there mate. Perhaps genetic, hidden through all previous generations, only to surface now. On the other hand though, .....Barny Rubble didn't wear a hat and neither Betty or Wilma had BREATS.

Well, ......... What do you know, .... small world isn't it Will ???????? I didn't know it was your Sis. (Tell her to use talcum powder in future, not bi-carb). On a serious (not Sirius Bill) note, I've had it with this thread. Bye Bye. Rick. :devious: :devious:

Yair Stephen, I know Cal's a big State mate, I've seen it on a map. However, it's not so big as to rule out possibilities. Rick.

Hey there dee dee, Just make sure the first thing you unpack is your computer and have your internet connection organised so you can let us know how the trip went. You might even bump into the venerable Carl, the killer of Bambies. He's from that area isn't he ???? Keep us informed, especially JUST before you start on your trip so we can all wish you a safe and uneventful journey. Rick. :devious: :devious:

Yair Garth, I realise that M.O.N.E.Y. was the Ebay reason. What really gets up my nostrils is that he scammed US. We were SUPPOSED to be his mates and mates don't treat each other like crap. He's an arsehole and as far as I'm concerned, he's wiped. Rick. :mad: :mad:

90 YEARS OLD ??????????????? No Bill, I'm only 62 going on 25 y.o. mate. While I know blokes who don't even plan one day ahead, I like to plan a week ahead. Rick. :devious: :devious:

Patrick, What really hurts is that quite a lot of us held him in high regard and were genuinely saddened at the news of his death. I doubt that I'm the only one who feels that I have been made a fool of so unnecessarily. I do wonder though, ....WHY ?????? Rick. :devious: :devious:

G'Day Daz, Glad you mentioned Daylight Saving, ... I NEVER, EVER, EVER think of it. (Stupid idea). Checked the Austar guide and, ... sure enough, on the bottom of the page it says, "Programmes listed in Eastern daylight savings time" and, "Qld viewers subtract one hour; SA viewers subtract 30 minutes and NT viewers subtract one hour and 30 minutes from all programme start times". So tune in at 9:30 p.m. or 2130 hours, whichever you understand best. :stupid: Rick. :devious: :devious:

OH, ... MY GAWD !!!!!!!!!! Steve, Resurfacing this thread could possibly send poor Alan into overloaded hyperventilation. Reading back through this thread, I did notice that, on 28 Sept. 2005, at 08:49 P.M, Alan used that great Australian saying that has seen our latest T.V. ad trying to lure English tourists to visit us being BANNED. BL**DY H*LL !!!!, all we really want is their money . Rick. :devious: :devious:

"Is anyone out there close to me in build". Gee Steve, I don't know mate, ..... for starters, how tall are you ??? Rick. :devious: :devious:

Well, ..... I hope so, For those who are on Austar and don't read the programs a week in advance as I do, on Thursday, 16th March at 10:30 on Discovery Channel, is advertised, "The Greatest Ever Sports Cars", rated PG so you'll be able to watch it Lachlan. Now that I've let you all know about it, I'll probably forget to watch it. Rick. :devious: :devious:

Stripping and reselling the parts and bits and pieces would surely recoup costs and still show a profit. HEY BILL !!!!! Got a spare $80 mate ???? Rick. :devious: :devious:

Good bloody grief Donald, Sounds like you've a real delinquent on your hands, and I'm really sorry to hear it. Enrique is right though. There should be SOME WAY for you to chastise him !!!!!!!! When my son was 9 y.o. I confiscated his beloved pushbike for a week after he did a "U" turn without checking behind. Fortunately, (not for him), I was behind him and had good brakes. The bloke next door told me I was too hard on my Son. Before you go out of town again, perhaps you should change all the locks on the house and garage and retain ALL keys yourself. If he's the sort of spoilt, irresponsible young bloke you say he is, who knows WHAT he might decide to take next time. After he stole your Zed, (yes, STOLE, ..... it was used without either your knowledge OR consent, therefore, STOLEN), and caused damage to it, I can't help but wonder what his Mother's reaction was ????. Rick.

Bill had been suffering terrible headaches for a couple of weeks and was as cranky as a bear with a sore tooth. His mate Chrisa was at him and at him to see a doctor about the headaches. "Look here now Bill, with medical technology going ahead in leaps and bounds, there might be a very simple cure". Chrisa said and finally convinced Bill to seek medical attention. Bill went to the Doctor and said, "Doc, I keep getting terrible headaches. Can you help me get rid of them ?". The Doctor replied, "Well, ... to get rid of my headaches, I just have sex with my wife". A week later, Bill was back at the Doctor's surgery for treatment to badly skinned knuckles caused by a spanner slipping off a bolt while he was working on his Zed. During the treatment, the Doctor asked, "Say, .. Bill, ... how's the headaches now ?". Bill replied, "You were right Doc, I feel so much better. Oh, .. and by the way Doc, ... you have a lovely home". Rick. :devious: :devious:

Hey Ronnie, My heartfelt condolence on your little mate. We had an Aussie Terrier for 18 years and when I had her put down I held her in my arms and bawled like a baby. We have lots of happy memories of "Bindi". It was 7 years before we could bring ourselves to have another dog. I can fully understand your sorrow. We now have two Jack Russell Terriers, great little mates who bring joy into our lives.

Yair, right, But is 01316 listed there ??????????? If not there, what about asking Carl Beck ???????? Rick. :devious: :devious:

Feeling that he needed a complete change of lifestyle, Chrisa moved into a nudist colony. He received a letter from his Mother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cut a photo in half and sent her the top half. Later he received another letter asking him to send a picture to his Grandmother. So, .. Chrisa cut another picture in half, but accidentally sent the bottom half of the photo. Chrisa was really worried when he realised that he sent the wrong half, but then remembered how bad his Grandmother's eyesight is, and hoped that she wouldn't notice. A short while later, he received a letter from his Grandmother. It said, "Thank you for the picture Chrisa, but you realy must change your hairstyle, it makes your nose look too short". Rick. :devious: :devious:

Enrique walked into a jewelry store late one Friday afternoon with a beautiful young womanat his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his special lady. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. Enrique said, "I don't think you understand, I want something VERY special". The jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000", he said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. Seeing this, Enrique said,"We'll take it". When the jeweler asked how payment would be made, Enrique said, "By cheque. I know you need to make sure my cheque is good, so I'll write it out now and you can clear it with the bank on monday morning to verify the funds are available and I'll pick the ring up on Monday Afternoon". Monday morning, a very irate jeweler phoned Enrique and said, "There's no money in that account !!!". "I know", said Enrique, "but can you imagine the weekend I've just had ???". Rick. :devious: :devious:

Hey Chris, Someone, (one of the Mikes I seem to recall), was on about setting up a database some time back. I think it was in the thread, "How Close Is Your Vin" or something like that. From memory, it is quite a large thread. Rick. :devious: :devious:

HeHe, I couldn't resist dedicating this one to Bill. Considering that the story is wrapped around Bill's object of desire, ...BREATS. You could almost say that it was written for him. Rick. :devious: :devious:

G'Day again Jeremy, As some are suggesting you move out, it reminds of the time; .... My son, Ken, was about eighteen when, one night at the dinner table, he commented that he was thinking about moving out into a flat (apartment) with a couple of his mates. I said something like, "Well, are your bags packed yet, I'll go start the ute and give you a lift". If his jaw had dropped an inch lower he would have had mashed potato on his chin. A week or so later I did help him move in with his mates. Best thing he could have done. He grew up very quickly. In my experience, young women GENERALLY develope maturity almost instinctively whereas young men need to first leave home. I agree with Beandip (Gazza), it would be the best thing you could do. Rick.

One day, Bill noticed that a new couple had moved into the house next door. He was VERY quick to notice that the woman liked to sunbathe in the backyard, usually in a skimpy bikini that showed off a magnificent pair of BREATS. Bill suddenly found an interest in gardening and made it a point to water and trim his lawn as often as possible, hoping for yet another look. Finally, he could stand it no more. Walking to the front door of the new neighbour's house, he knocked and waited. The husband, a large, burly bloke, opened the door. "Excuse me," Bill stammered, "But I couldn't help noticing how beautiful your wife is". "Yeah?, So?" his neighbour, the hulk, replied. "Well, in particular, I'm really struck by how beautiful her BREATS are. I would gladly pay you ten thousand dollars if I could kiss those BREATS". The burly gorilla is about to deck poor infatuated Bill when the wife appears and stops him. She pulls him inside and they discuss Bill's offer for a few minutes. Finally, they return and ask Bill to step inside. "O.K." the husband says gruffly, "For ten thousand dollars, you can kiss my wife's BREATS". At this, the wife unbuttons her blouse, and the twin objects of Bill's desire hang freely in front of his face at last. Bill took one in each hand, and proceeded rub his face against them in complete and total ecstacy. This went on for several minutes, until the husband became annoyed. "Well, come on already, KISS 'EM!!!" he growled. Bill's muffled reply was, "I can't", and continued to nuzzle. "Why not??", demanded the husband, getting really angry now. Bill said, "I don't have ten thousand dollars".