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Bill, You must learn to be a little more subtle mate. Alan, I checked through some back issues of mags checking wheel ads and, while quite a few wheels pictured were rather ugly to look at, (in my opinion), I couldn't see your ugly wheels mate. From the looks of them, perhaps they come from another classic marque as they have that "old" design look about them. Sorry I can't help more. Rick. :devious::devious:

The college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. He emphasised that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and that there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late. Those were a medically certifiable illness or a death in the student's immediate family. Young Bill, AKA The Arkansas Kid, who was sitting in the back of the classroom waved his hand and spoke up, "But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?". As you would expect, the class exploded in laughter. When the students had finally settled down, the professor froze young Bill with a glaring look. "Well", he responded, "I guess you'll just have to learn to write with your other hand". Rick. :devious::devious:

The Bertrands were shown into the dentists office, where Mr. Bertrand made it clear that he was in a big hurry. "No fancy stuff, doctor", he said. "No gas or needles or any of that stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with". "I wish more of my patients were as strong and brave as you", said the dentist admiringly. "Now, which tooth is it?". Mr. Bertrand turned to his wife and said, "Show him your tooth honey". Rick. :devious::devious:

In "Precious", absolutely nothing but dust and dog hair under the seats but the glove box was another thing entirely. In there was a fair bit of the car's history plus the name and address of the PO who I contacted. Before "Precious", I had a '63 EJ Holden Sedan. Nothing of note under the front seat but the rear seat told a very interesting story. There were a few coins, hair pins, a comb, and, among other items I can't remember, 2 old, used tampons and four prophylactics, all used. I think it's obvious what the PO used the back seat for. Rick. :devious::devious:

G'Day Dave, No spanners in the toolkit huh????????? You should have at least; 10/12mm, 14/17mm, and a 19/21mm set of open ended spanners, wheel nut wrench, double ended spark plug spanner, (about 8 inches long). Rick. :devious::devious:

Dylan, If man didn't dream and strive to make the dreams come true, We'd still be wearing animal skins, dragging our women around by their hair towards the home cave. There's nothing wrong with having dreams. The trick is to set priorities and stick to them and not to get your posibilities mixed up with your probabilities. Dream on son, ... dream on, but please make them SAFE dreams. Rick. :devious::devious:

Hey there George, Congratulations mate. Grandfatherhood is GRRREAT MATE. It can be a lot of fun. Now you have an excuse for being seen in toy shops looking at toy cars, buying toy cars and even "testing them to see if they're suitable". Best of all is teaching the little one bad habits before giving them back to their parents. Rick. :devious::devious:

Hey, What's happened to the other ladies that used to post on this site????? A good thing we've still got Darbji huh ??????? it helps to keep our posts more "gentlemanly". Rick.:devious::devious:

G'Day there Jake, A lot depends on WHERE the puddle was. From what you say, was the puddle under the fuel tank?????. It sounds to me as though the car was starving for fuel. If it's not the tank, then I'd be inclined to check for a damaged fuel line. Rick.

The December issue of Australian Classic Cars has a reasonably good item on the 260Z. Rick.

Bill probably is john. My guess is that he wants to reaquaint himself with his very good friend that he keeps in his wardrobe, next to the air pump. Rick. :devious::devious:

Hey Mike, I've noted that one in my diary for possible future reference. I've got a way to go yet before I reach 80 but now I'm almost looking forward to it. John and Bill, I've added THAT in my diary as well. Rick.

C'mon now you blokes, Admit it. If you saw Djarbi behind the wheel it'd be, ..... "Lights ??? .... what lights". Rick. :devious::devious:

I was very glad to see that Stephen had no trouble at all at getting it up for us. Rick. :devious::devious::devious::devious:

A Current Affairs program here in Oz is right up these Nigerian scammers cakehole. With their assistance, arrests HAVE been made overseas but, so far, not here in Oz although the reporters have been keeping a close eye on a couple of these low life scum, just waiting to catch them in the act, on film, which they'll hand over to police as evidence. Rick. :devious::devious:

One thing all these blokes have failed to mention, .............. The new avatar is great girl, you're beautiful!!!!! Rick. :devious::devious:

Djarbi and Bill, If you're sick of your politicians and decide to leave, COME DOWN HERE !!!!!!!. Our plitical parties are downright laughable. The Coilition,(Liberal and National Parties, presently in power), makes an election promise, then the Oposition,(Labor Party), makes the same promise, then they argue about who REALLY thought of it first. Rick.

A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a considerable amount of whisky at a local pub. As he staggered down the road, he felt quite sleepy and decided to take a nap, sitting with his back against a tree. As he slept, two young lasses walking down the road heard the Scotsman snoring loudly. As they looked at him, one said, "I've always wondered what a Scotsman wears under his kilt". She boldly walked over to the sleeping man, raised his kilt, and saw what nature had provided him at his birth. Her friend said, "Well, he has solved the great mystery for us, now he must be rewarded". So, she took a blue ribbon from her hair, and gently tied it around what nature had provided the Scotsman, and the two young women walked away. Several minutes later, the Scotsman was awakened by the call of nature, and walked around the other side of the tree to relieve himself. He raised his kilt, and saw the blue ribbon. After several moments of bewilderment, the Scotsman said, "I dinna know where y'been laddie, ..... but it's nice to know y'won first prize". Rick. :devious::devious:

Hmmmm, I'm wondering if this thread should be moved to the Funnybone forum. Only members can enter there. Rick. :devious::devious:

I'm happy to hear you got her back. A couple of days ago, a car was stolen, used for a joy ride, taken to the Botanic Gardens, and TORCHED by the basta###. If that was to happen to my "Precious", I'd be going hunting. Rick. :devious::devious:

Hey there Rick. You might be an "Old Timer" but I can give you 20 years young fella, which makes me an old fart. I think I can see where you're coming from though. Correct pronounciation seems to be a thing of the past mate. It's a bit crook when a T.V. personality/newsreader etc. says Pitcher instead of piCture for instance. My number one gripe is the incorrect use of the word "MYSELF". You hear it all the time. As I see it, the older you get, the more likelyhood there is that you'll find things to gripe about. Rick. :devious::devious:

Hey Vic, Nice clip mate. Shame there wasn't a little more on Zeds but, what there was was BEEEEEautiFUL. By the way mate, .... any chance of getting an autograph ??????????????? Rick. :devious::devious:

Two Irish lads had been out, shacking up with their girlfriends. One felt guilty and decided he should stop at the church and confess. He went into the confessional booth and told the priest, "Father, I have sinned. I have committed fornication with a lady. Please forgive me". The Father said, "Tell me who the lady was". The young man said he couldn't do that and the priest said he couldn't grant him forgiveness unless he did. "Was it Mollie O'Grady?' asked the Father. "No". "Was it Rosie Kelly?". "no". Was it that little red headed wench Tessie O'Malley?'. "No". "Well then", said the Father, "You'll not be forgiven". When the young man met his friend outside, the friend asked, "So, did you find forgiveness?". "no", said the other, "but I picked up three good prospects". Rick.

Oh, YAIR !!!!!! So far, I vote for you George. Rick. :devious::devious:

Hey there Jared, My "Precious" is coming along just fine mate. She's had a bit of a face lift with the addition of weathershields. Check out thepics in a thread on this forum. Some like it, some don't. Me, .... I LOVE IT. Regards, Rick.